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Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there, |
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You hold your own and they'll hold their's, |
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Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer |
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Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer. |
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Do the one that always works, |
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'bout the lazy blacks that don't like work, |
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And once you got 'em, keep 'em there |
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Raise their spirits! raise their cheer! |
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Do that one that never fails, |
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'bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male, |
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And once you got 'em, they'll be with you! |
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See this lot's loyal, through and through. |
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Tell irish jokes and you can't miss, |
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Do the building site one and how they're all thick. |
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Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made, |
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We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid. |
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But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop |
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Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot. |
