| Song | Whiskey Makes Me Crazy |
| Artist | The Tossers |
| Album | On a Fine Spring Morning |
| 作曲 : Duggins, Tossers | |
| I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance | |
| Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants | |
| I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course | |
| We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce | |
| Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy | |
| Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy | |
| I curled up with my wife after I'd gone to wet my throat | |
| Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat | |
| My friends do not invite me anymore for anything | |
| Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything | |
| My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue | |
| Now I have a wife and sure she's beating on me too | |
| I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled | |
| But it's off now to Christina's place to go get fucking drilled |
| zuò qǔ : Duggins, Tossers | |
| I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance | |
| Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants | |
| I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course | |
| We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce | |
| Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy | |
| Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy | |
| I curled up with my wife after I' d gone to wet my throat | |
| Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat | |
| My friends do not invite me anymore for anything | |
| Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything | |
| My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue | |
| Now I have a wife and sure she' s beating on me too | |
| I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled | |
| But it' s off now to Christina' s place to go get fucking drilled |