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Ladies and gentleman welcome to the church of slack |
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(Oh ah yeah you yeah you) |
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I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil |
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(Oh ah yeah you yeah you) |
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The clutches of sin (clutches of sin) |
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And the devils and daemons lurking from within |
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(Oh oh oh daemons lurking from within) |
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Yes ladies and gentlemen |
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I come before you today |
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And I present you the world's first guilt free religion |
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(Oh ah yeah you yeah you ha ha) |
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That's right boys and girls |
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No more waking up early on sunday morning |
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It's all about believing in yourself (yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah) |
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I said it's all about believing in yourself |
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(Yeah oh oh yeah yeah yeah you door you door) |
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I said it's all about believing in yourself (yeah yeah oh yeah yeah) |
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Now listen up closely and listen to me |
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And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life b******t free |
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(Bullshit b******t b******t b******t bullshit) |
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That's right ladies and gentlemen (bullshit) |
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Everybody out there listen to me right now |
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I want you to put your hand on the stereo (yeah yeah yeah) |
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Put your hand on the speaker (oh yeah yeah) |
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Not that speaker the other speaker |
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Put your hand on the speaker (yeah yeah) |
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I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them (yeah) |
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And I want you to repeat after me |
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I am somebody (I am somebody) |
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I said I am somebody (I said I am somebody) |
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And I'm gonna believe in myself (and I'm gonna believe in myself) |
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Because (because) |
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I am somebody (I am somebody) |
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And I'm gonna shake my ass |
