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You know he read a couple books |
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And now he shoots me dirty looks |
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As if he thinks he's better than me |
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A condescending attitude |
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Well I hate to tell you dude |
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Can't even buy a vowel on your |
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SAT's Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball |
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Don't hold your breath waiting for |
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Mensa to call |
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He's an idiot savant, a first class moron |
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He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed |
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He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop |
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The next studying |
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Geometry He really made his parents proud |
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A regular |
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Magna Cum |
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Laud Valedictorian of the urinal set |
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Is he a genius? |
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Listen, bud |
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The man splits atoms with his butt |
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Don't need his fingers to count to ten |
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He's a Renaissance man of the world he's doing well |
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He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help |
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He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop |
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He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed |
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He's an idiot savant, an |
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Ivy League retard |
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Who drooled his way to a |
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PhD He's way too smart to be fooled |
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By the likes of me or you |
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He knows what's going on in the world |
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He thinks that |
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Chili con carne |
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Is a Mexican farmer |
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And RuPaul is just a real tall girl |
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He'll show you who's really the better man |
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As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that |
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He's an idiot savant in a 30 point font |
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He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary |
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He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants |
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Just to go down on history [Repeat first chorus] |