| the wife six kids | |
| the boss the dog | |
| and the mistress tuesday night | |
| the kitchen sink | |
| the midday drinks | |
| it's a pool boy afternoon | |
| your boy he's a girl | |
| here's the daddy's football star | |
| your girl she's a boy | |
| not the prom queen anymore | |
| forget what you've been taught | |
| your just plastic sold and bought | |
| because God knows all you want | |
| in the Jones' rule of sport | |
| elect the man get fooled again | |
| and you bought the mayor's new lawn | |
| a t.v. smile don't touch that dial | |
| welcome to your life | |
| it's done one by one | |
| so you join the shopper's club | |
| same hair same face | |
| got to keep in the race | |
| so you criticize / tie the noose too tight | |
| leaves you spinning round and round | |
| to impersonate your life. |