| Song | LL Cool J Skit |
| Artist | L.L. Cool J. |
| Album | Likwidation |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Yo whassup whassup yo? | |
| Yo we got, we got cool j in the house | |
| And you know, ladies love cool james | |
| So yo yo yo yo, ay man | |
| What do you suggest i drink when i'm just chillin with a girl | |
| And i wanna get her open? | |
| [tash] | |
| Ha ha hah haaah, yes! | |
| I know you know! | |
| [cool j] | |
| You probably wanna smooth her smooth out with like some ahh | |
| But first of all you gotta understand on the alkaholik level | |
| They, they don't wanna get absolut-ed out | |
| And hit they head on the headboard but that's another level | |
| So we'll go ahead, umm | |
| You wanna hit em the chillest mango tangerine flavor fruity beverage | |
| Smooth em out, real silky, knahmean? | |
| Cranberry, yo some cranberry orange juice | |
| That's all you need | |
| Cause your game gonna finish the rest (with a little gin) | |
| We got you, knahmean? you the gin man (yeah, yeah i got you) | |
| Do your thing | |
| You wanna get some goosepimples, it's all good (and it's like that) | |
| Aight? |
| Yo whassup whassup yo? | |
| Yo we got, we got cool j in the house | |
| And you know, ladies love cool james | |
| So yo yo yo yo, ay man | |
| What do you suggest i drink when i' m just chillin with a girl | |
| And i wanna get her open? | |
| tash | |
| Ha ha hah haaah, yes! | |
| I know you know! | |
| cool j | |
| You probably wanna smooth her smooth out with like some ahh | |
| But first of all you gotta understand on the alkaholik level | |
| They, they don' t wanna get absoluted out | |
| And hit they head on the headboard but that' s another level | |
| So we' ll go ahead, umm | |
| You wanna hit em the chillest mango tangerine flavor fruity beverage | |
| Smooth em out, real silky, knahmean? | |
| Cranberry, yo some cranberry orange juice | |
| That' s all you need | |
| Cause your game gonna finish the rest with a little gin | |
| We got you, knahmean? you the gin man yeah, yeah i got you | |
| Do your thing | |
| You wanna get some goosepimples, it' s all good and it' s like that | |
| Aight? |
| Yo whassup whassup yo? | |
| Yo we got, we got cool j in the house | |
| And you know, ladies love cool james | |
| So yo yo yo yo, ay man | |
| What do you suggest i drink when i' m just chillin with a girl | |
| And i wanna get her open? | |
| tash | |
| Ha ha hah haaah, yes! | |
| I know you know! | |
| cool j | |
| You probably wanna smooth her smooth out with like some ahh | |
| But first of all you gotta understand on the alkaholik level | |
| They, they don' t wanna get absoluted out | |
| And hit they head on the headboard but that' s another level | |
| So we' ll go ahead, umm | |
| You wanna hit em the chillest mango tangerine flavor fruity beverage | |
| Smooth em out, real silky, knahmean? | |
| Cranberry, yo some cranberry orange juice | |
| That' s all you need | |
| Cause your game gonna finish the rest with a little gin | |
| We got you, knahmean? you the gin man yeah, yeah i got you | |
| Do your thing | |
| You wanna get some goosepimples, it' s all good and it' s like that | |
| Aight? |