The Valiant Conscript

The Valiant Conscript Lyrics

Song The Valiant Conscript
Artist Tennessee Ernie Ford
Album Sings Civil War Songs Of The South
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[00:09.01] How are you, boys? I'm just from camp
[00:11.23] And feel as brave as Caesar
[00:13.53] The sound of bugle drum and fife
[00:15.67] Has raised my ebeneezer.
[00:17.77] I'm full of fight, odds shot and shell,
[00:20.30] I'll leap into the saddle
[00:22.24] And when the Yankees see me come,
[00:24.29] Lord how they will skedaddle!
[00:26.74] Hold your head up, Shanghai Shanks,
[00:28.74] Don't shake your knees and blink so;
[00:31.09] It is no time to dodge the act
[00:33.03] Brave comrades, don't you think so?
[00:35.74]
[00:40.02] I was a ploughboy in the field,
[00:42.07] A gawky lazy didger,
[00:44.27] When came the conscript officer
[00:46.47] And took me for a sodger.
[00:48.77] He put a musket in my hand
[00:50.77] And showed me how to fire it,
[00:53.12] I marched and counter-marched all day.
[00:55.16] Lord, how I did admire it!
[00:57.81] Hold your head up, Shanghai Shanks,
[00:59.86] Don't shake your knees and blink so;
[01:02.15] It is no time to dodge the act
[01:04.19] Brave comrades, don't you think so?
[01:06.94]
[01:11.18] With corn and hog fat for my food,
[01:13.33] And digging,guarding, drilling,
[01:15.57] I got as thin as twice-skimmed milk
[01:17.81] And was scarcely worth the killing.
[01:20.04] And now I'm used to homely fare,
[01:22.19] My skin as tough as leather,
[01:24.33] I do guard duty cheerfully
[01:26.53] In any kind of weather.
[01:30.43]
[01:42.35] "Tis true I have not seen a fight
[01:44.45] Nor have I smelt gunpowder,
[01:46.79] But then the way I'll pepper them
[01:48.94] Will be a sin to chowder.
[01:51.13] A sergeant's stripes I now will sport,
[01:53.32] Perhaps be colour-bearer,
[01:55.72] And then a captain--good for me,
[01:57.92] I'll be a regular tearer.
[02:00.18]
[02:13.54] I'll then begin to wear the stars
[02:16.11] And then the wreaths of glory,
[02:18.35] Until the army I command,
[02:20.49] And poets sing my story.
[02:22.74] Our Congress will pass votes of thanks
[02:24.93] To him thast rose from zero;
[02:27.11] The people in a mass will shout,
[02:29.26] "Hurrah! Behold the hero!"
[02:31.87] Hold your head up, Shanghai Shanks,
[02:33.77] Don't shake your knees and blink so;
[02:36.06] It is no time to dodge the act
[02:38.20] Brave comrades, don't you think so?
[02:40.69]
[02:44.35] (He fires his gun by accident)
[02:45.06] What's that?
[02:47.66] What's that?Oh dear! A boiler's burst!
[02:50.56] A gaspipe has exploded!
[02:52.12] Maybe the Yankees are hard by with
[02:54.37] Muskets ready loaded.
[02:56.41] Oh gallant soldiers, beat 'em back.
[02:58.66] I'll join you in the frolic
[03:00.85] But I've a chill from head to foot,
[03:03.10] And symptoms of the colic.
[03:05.49] Hold your head up, Shanghai Shanks,
[03:07.54] Don't shake your knees and blink so;
[03:09.78] It is no time to dodge the act
[03:12.02] Brave comrades, don't you think so?
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