| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 黄舒骏 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 黄舒骏 |
| [00:37.50] | 今天早上我把报纸打开 |
| [00:40.21] | 又看到新的波霸吵着要告白 |
| [00:43.51] | 丰满好身材 三点不露记者不来 |
| [00:50.01] | 四大天王绝不谈恋爱 |
| [00:53.26] | 年过三十守身如玉真厉害 |
| [00:56.09] | 打坐 养鸟 做礼拜 |
| [00:58.09] | 我的偶像请你得忍耐 |
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| [03:42.04][02:20.85][01:03.05] | 嗯……精不精彩 |
| [03:48.48][02:27.31][01:09.42] | 嗯……奇不奇怪 |
| [03:54.91][02:33.82][01:15.85] | 嗯……可不可爱 |
| [04:01.48][02:40.29][01:22.45] | 嗯……你来演我来猜 |
| [04:07.99][02:46.78][01:28.91] | 见怪不怪我们装作不明白 |
| [04:11.47][02:50.27][01:32.43] | 无聊的世界需要你作怪 |
| [04:14.46][02:53.28][01:35.45] | 见怪不怪我们永远吓不坏 |
| [04:17.28][02:56.06][01:38.29] | 我说 见怪不怪跟上时代 |
| [03:01.67][01:43.45] | |
| [01:54.84] | 家里明明收到他一千块 |
| [01:57.74] | 他在电视说要绝子绝孙换清白 |
| [02:01.35] | 发誓自己来 倒霉的事留给小孩 |
| [02:07.67] | 你看你看 又打起来 |
| [02:10.65] | 他们为国民流血流汗真不赖 |
| [02:14.33] | 镜头抢得快 可惜姿势还不够帅 |
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| [03:16.00] | 有山有水有公园鸟语花香 |
| [03:18.77] | 房屋广告地点都好象是在天堂 |
| [03:22.50] | 环境越是失败 说谎的勾当越有市场 |
| [03:28.67] | 无约 守密 轻松月入数十万 |
| [03:31.79] | 家里有困难的美女赶快去上班 |
| [03:35.31] | 广告上这么讲 追她不易买她不难 |
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| [04:21.44] | (见怪不怪还要更精彩)跟上时代 |
| [04:24.63] | (见怪不怪还不够奇怪)见怪不怪 |
| [04:27.85] | (见怪不怪还要更可爱)其怪自败 |
| [04:31.11] | (见怪不怪还要更精彩)见怪不怪 |
| [04:34.38] | (见怪不怪还不够奇怪)跟上时代 |
| [04:37.56] | (见怪不怪还要更可爱) |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : huang shu jun |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : huang shu jun |
| [00:37.50] | jin tian zao shang wo ba bao zhi da kai |
| [00:40.21] | you kan dao xin de bo ba chao zhe yao gao bai |
| [00:43.51] | feng man hao shen cai san dian bu lu ji zhe bu lai |
| [00:50.01] | si da tian wang jue bu tan lian ai |
| [00:53.26] | nian guo san shi shou shen ru yu zhen li hai |
| [00:56.09] | da zuo yang niao zuo li bai |
| [00:58.09] | wo de ou xiang qing ni de ren nai |
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| [03:42.04][02:20.85][01:03.05] | jing bu jing cai |
| [03:48.48][02:27.31][01:09.42] | qi bu qi guai |
| [03:54.91][02:33.82][01:15.85] | ke bu ke ai |
| [04:01.48][02:40.29][01:22.45] | ni lai yan wo lai cai |
| [04:07.99][02:46.78][01:28.91] | jian guai bu guai wo men zhuang zuo bu ming bai |
| [04:11.47][02:50.27][01:32.43] | wu liao de shi jie xu yao ni zuo guai |
| [04:14.46][02:53.28][01:35.45] | jian guai bu guai wo men yong yuan xia bu huai |
| [04:17.28][02:56.06][01:38.29] | wo shuo jian guai bu guai gen shang shi dai |
| [03:01.67][01:43.45] | |
| [01:54.84] | jia li ming ming shou dao ta yi qian kuai |
| [01:57.74] | ta zai dian shi shuo yao jue zi jue sun huan qing bai |
| [02:01.35] | fa shi zi ji lai dao mei de shi liu gei xiao hai |
| [02:07.67] | ni kan ni kan you da qi lai |
| [02:10.65] | ta men wei guo min liu xie liu han zhen bu lai |
| [02:14.33] | jing tou qiang de kuai ke xi zi shi hai bu gou shuai |
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| [03:16.00] | you shan you shui you gong yuan niao yu hua xiang |
| [03:18.77] | fang wu guang gao di dian dou hao xiang shi zai tian tang |
| [03:22.50] | huan jing yue shi shi bai shuo huang de gou dang yue you shi chang |
| [03:28.67] | wu yue shou mi qing song yue ru shu shi wan |
| [03:31.79] | jia li you kun nan de mei nv gan kuai qu shang ban |
| [03:35.31] | guang gao shang zhe me jiang zhui ta bu yi mai ta bu nan |
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| [04:21.44] | jian guai bu guai hai yao geng jing cai gen shang shi dai |
| [04:24.63] | jian guai bu guai hai bu gou qi guai jian guai bu guai |
| [04:27.85] | jian guai bu guai hai yao geng ke ai qi guai zi bai |
| [04:31.11] | jian guai bu guai hai yao geng jing cai jian guai bu guai |
| [04:34.38] | jian guai bu guai hai bu gou qi guai gen shang shi dai |
| [04:37.56] | jian guai bu guai hai yao geng ke ai |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : huáng shū jùn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : huáng shū jùn |
| [00:37.50] | jīn tiān zǎo shàng wǒ bǎ bào zhǐ dǎ kāi |
| [00:40.21] | yòu kàn dào xīn de bō bà chǎo zhe yào gào bái |
| [00:43.51] | fēng mǎn hǎo shēn cái sān diǎn bù lù jì zhě bù lái |
| [00:50.01] | sì dà tiān wáng jué bù tán liàn ài |
| [00:53.26] | nián guò sān shí shǒu shēn rú yù zhēn lì hài |
| [00:56.09] | dǎ zuò yǎng niǎo zuò lǐ bài |
| [00:58.09] | wǒ de ǒu xiàng qǐng nǐ dé rěn nài |
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| [03:42.04][02:20.85][01:03.05] | jīng bù jīng cǎi |
| [03:48.48][02:27.31][01:09.42] | qí bù qí guài |
| [03:54.91][02:33.82][01:15.85] | kě bù kě ài |
| [04:01.48][02:40.29][01:22.45] | nǐ lái yǎn wǒ lái cāi |
| [04:07.99][02:46.78][01:28.91] | jiàn guài bù guài wǒ men zhuāng zuò bù míng bái |
| [04:11.47][02:50.27][01:32.43] | wú liáo de shì jiè xū yào nǐ zuò guài |
| [04:14.46][02:53.28][01:35.45] | jiàn guài bù guài wǒ men yǒng yuǎn xià bù huài |
| [04:17.28][02:56.06][01:38.29] | wǒ shuō jiàn guài bù guài gēn shàng shí dài |
| [03:01.67][01:43.45] | |
| [01:54.84] | jiā lǐ míng míng shōu dào tā yī qiān kuài |
| [01:57.74] | tā zài diàn shì shuō yào jué zǐ jué sūn huàn qīng bái |
| [02:01.35] | fā shì zì jǐ lái dǎo méi de shì liú gěi xiǎo hái |
| [02:07.67] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn yòu dǎ qǐ lái |
| [02:10.65] | tā men wèi guó mín liú xiě liú hàn zhēn bù lài |
| [02:14.33] | jìng tóu qiǎng dé kuài kě xī zī shì hái bù gòu shuài |
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| [03:16.00] | yǒu shān yǒu shuǐ yǒu gōng yuán niǎo yǔ huā xiāng |
| [03:18.77] | fáng wū guǎng gào dì diǎn dōu hǎo xiàng shì zài tiān táng |
| [03:22.50] | huán jìng yuè shì shī bài shuō huǎng de gòu dàng yuè yǒu shì chǎng |
| [03:28.67] | wú yuē shǒu mì qīng sōng yuè rù shù shí wàn |
| [03:31.79] | jiā lǐ yǒu kùn nán de měi nǚ gǎn kuài qù shàng bān |
| [03:35.31] | guǎng gào shàng zhè me jiǎng zhuī tā bù yì mǎi tā bù nán |
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| [04:21.44] | jiàn guài bù guài hái yào gèng jīng cǎi gēn shàng shí dài |
| [04:24.63] | jiàn guài bù guài hái bù gòu qí guài jiàn guài bù guài |
| [04:27.85] | jiàn guài bù guài hái yào gèng kě ài qí guài zì bài |
| [04:31.11] | jiàn guài bù guài hái yào gèng jīng cǎi jiàn guài bù guài |
| [04:34.38] | jiàn guài bù guài hái bù gòu qí guài gēn shàng shí dài |
| [04:37.56] | jiàn guài bù guài hái yào gèng kě ài |
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