| Song | I'm A Dick |
| Artist | The Muffs |
| Album | Hamburger |
| Hey go away you're annoying me | |
| I'm a dick I'm a dick | |
| And I could care less | |
| You lied to me now | |
| I can hear you say | |
| You're a dick you're a dick | |
| And I could care less | |
| You have nerve | |
| And when you tell everybody | |
| Lies about me and I see | |
| You so well | |
| You're a fake and you know it | |
| I won't stick around you here | |
| You're a freak | |
| I really thought you were different | |
| I won't be around you here | |
| Times a wasting | |
| Anybody can see | |
| I'm better off without you here | |
| (Repeat First Verse and Chorus) |