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Well I remember my first day at public school |
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I was very scared of getting pummeled |
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And sure enough |
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I did at first recess |
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I got pegged in the head by a big red ball |
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It stung and my head hung |
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Back to class with a bloody nose |
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And soon it was lunchtime |
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Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed |
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So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read: |
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Monday - Hot |
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Dog, Tuesday - |
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Taco Wednesday - |
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Hamburgers and |
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Chocolate |
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Milk Thursday - |
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Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag |
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Friday was |
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Pizza Day, the best day of the week |
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All the kids would line up super early just to eat |
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Monday - Hot |
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Dog, Tuesday - |
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Taco Wednesday - |
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Hamburgers and |
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Chocolate |
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Milk Thursday - |
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Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag |
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Friday was |
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Pizza Day, the best day of the week |
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It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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I miss Pizza |
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Day The best day of the week |
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Well, I remember my first day in |
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Jr. High I had hairspray in my hair |
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And my pants were way too tight |
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And all the breakers and new wavers |
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And the rockers and the preps |
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Would all be in their places |
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On the front lawn or the steps |
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I hung out with some punker kids |
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Who used to make me laugh |
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I got thrown in the dumpster |
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By some rich kids near the caf' |
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As time went on we figured out |
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It was totally uncool |
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To eat the welfare lunch |
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Provided by the school |
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So in poser-punker fashion |
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We just mooched off all the kids |
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And lived off eating candy bars |
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And bags of nacho chips |
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Monday - Hot |
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Dog, Tuesday - |
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Taco Wednesday - |
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Hamburgers and |
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Chocolate |
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Milk Thursday - |
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Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag |
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Friday was |
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Pizza Day, the best day of the week |
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It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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I miss Pizza |
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Day The best day of the week |
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Well now I'm out of school |
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And I don't have a job (You're a slob!) |
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I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic |
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And I'm just thinking 'bout where it all went wrong |
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Why I can't concentrate |
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On anything but reruns |
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I wish I had some more stability |
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I wish I had somebody making lunch for me |
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I guess I miss the simple things in life |
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The thought of |
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Pizza Day |
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I thought it was stupid then |
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But I wish |
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I had it now |
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I miss my |
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Monday - Hot |
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Dog, Tuesday - |
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Taco Wednesday - |
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Hamburgers and |
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Chocolate |
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Milk Thursday - |
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Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag |
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Friday was |
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Pizza Day, the best day of the week |
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It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans |
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Monday - Hot |
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Dog, Tuesday - |
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Taco Wednesday - |
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Hamburgers and |
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Chocolate |
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Milk Thursday - |
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Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag |
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Friday was |
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Pizza Day, the best day of the week |
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It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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Hooray for |
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Pizza Day |
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I miss Pizza |
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Day The best day of the week! says michael jackson of encino, california when he's not at his little theme park he's eatin pizza with the kids oh boy moon walkers back have a slice buddy take off your glove first you'll enjoy it more |