| (spooner) | |
| Was it jimmy's fault on your first date | |
| You promised mom you wouldn't be home late | |
| At the drive-in you climbed in the back | |
| Skipped the movies and forgot the snack | |
| Petting heavy didn't bother you | |
| Your eighth grade teacher showed you what to do | |
| Failed your english and biology | |
| But you learned the facts of life from a to z | |
| Boy crazy, from town to town | |
| Boy crazy, the rumor went around | |
| Boy crazy, from town to town | |
| Forgot all the names | |
| They're all the same | |
| Forgot all the names | |
| Jimmy told bobby 'bout your transgressions | |
| And you told the priest in your confession | |
| And he told ya god would get ya someday | |
| But you were to quick, and ya moved on monday | |
| Another waitress with an i.u.d. | |
| Went to the clinic, where you got it free | |
| There's something missing, but you don't know what | |
| Someone should tell ya, i'd rather not | |
| Boy crazy, from town to town | |
| Boy crazy, the rumor went around | |
| Boy crazy, from town to town | |
| Forgot all the names | |
| They're all the same | |
| Forgot all the names |