| Song | Doot Doot Plot |
| Artist | The Hidden Cameras |
| Album | Mississauga Goddam |
| 作曲 : Gibb | |
| Fake goodness for the teacher | |
| Nothing can go wrong | |
| Act fortunate to be here | |
| Dootle on the wall of a stall | |
| You've been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough | |
| I've been cooking in your pot for far too long | |
| Fake goodness for the teacher | |
| Nothing can go wrong | |
| Act fortunate to be here | |
| Dootle on the wall of a stall | |
| I've been dooting in your plot for long enough | |
| You've been doting on and on for far too long | |
| You've been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough | |
| I've been cooking in your pot for far too long |
| zuò qǔ : Gibb | |
| Fake goodness for the teacher | |
| Nothing can go wrong | |
| Act fortunate to be here | |
| Dootle on the wall of a stall | |
| You' ve been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough | |
| I' ve been cooking in your pot for far too long | |
| Fake goodness for the teacher | |
| Nothing can go wrong | |
| Act fortunate to be here | |
| Dootle on the wall of a stall | |
| I' ve been dooting in your plot for long enough | |
| You' ve been doting on and on for far too long | |
| You' ve been pulling your Pol Pot for long enough | |
| I' ve been cooking in your pot for far too long |