| Song | Suddenly Cool |
| Artist | The Methadones |
| Album | Not Economically Viable |
| 作曲 : Schafer | |
| Do you remember when she'd follow us around | |
| With stars in her eyes all over the town? | |
| Showing up at every place went pretending like it was an accident? | |
| I thought she was pretty lame | |
| And when I tried to figure out her stupid game | |
| Soon enough I would find what was really on her mind | |
| Attempts to climb the social ladder | |
| But nobody was paying much attention | |
| Trying too hard with things that hardly mattered | |
| And was somewhat embarrassing | |
| She moved to Ukrainian village a few months ago | |
| And started hanging out at the Fireside Bowl | |
| With a new look and attitude that went against everything I once knew | |
| I thought I would push aside any problems I had | |
| Giving benefit of the doubt in such a short time much had changed | |
| Suddenly I was the odd man out | |
| I must admit I was a bit surprised taken aback | |
| To be greeted with a roll of the eyes and a condescending laugh | |
| You must be kidding me? | |
| When did you become suddenly cool? I saw you last year | |
| And you were such a tool | |
| Dyed your hair black bought horned rimmed glasses to match | |
| And a whole new circle of friends suddenly cool | |
| I felt like I was back in third grade | |
| In a playground all the hipsters made | |
| Obeying ever rule of the punk rock handbook | |
| Drinking Pabst, the Betty Paige look | |
| You should've heard her try to speak | |
| If you weren't the flavor of the week | |
| Bored and above it all leaning up against the wall | |
| I was hoping that I would be wrong that you did some growing up | |
| But it just confirmed what I suspected all along in all it's absurdity | |
| When did you become suddenly cool? |
| zuò qǔ : Schafer | |
| Do you remember when she' d follow us around | |
| With stars in her eyes all over the town? | |
| Showing up at every place went pretending like it was an accident? | |
| I thought she was pretty lame | |
| And when I tried to figure out her stupid game | |
| Soon enough I would find what was really on her mind | |
| Attempts to climb the social ladder | |
| But nobody was paying much attention | |
| Trying too hard with things that hardly mattered | |
| And was somewhat embarrassing | |
| She moved to Ukrainian village a few months ago | |
| And started hanging out at the Fireside Bowl | |
| With a new look and attitude that went against everything I once knew | |
| I thought I would push aside any problems I had | |
| Giving benefit of the doubt in such a short time much had changed | |
| Suddenly I was the odd man out | |
| I must admit I was a bit surprised taken aback | |
| To be greeted with a roll of the eyes and a condescending laugh | |
| You must be kidding me? | |
| When did you become suddenly cool? I saw you last year | |
| And you were such a tool | |
| Dyed your hair black bought horned rimmed glasses to match | |
| And a whole new circle of friends suddenly cool | |
| I felt like I was back in third grade | |
| In a playground all the hipsters made | |
| Obeying ever rule of the punk rock handbook | |
| Drinking Pabst, the Betty Paige look | |
| You should' ve heard her try to speak | |
| If you weren' t the flavor of the week | |
| Bored and above it all leaning up against the wall | |
| I was hoping that I would be wrong that you did some growing up | |
| But it just confirmed what I suspected all along in all it' s absurdity | |
| When did you become suddenly cool? |