Funky Cold Medina Lyrics
| Song | Funky Cold Medina |
| Artist | Tone-Loc |
| Album | Loc-ed After Dark |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Dike, Ross, Young | |
| I'm thinking | |
| Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action | |
| But like | |
| Mick Jagger | |
| said, "I can't get no satisfaction" | |
| The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me | |
| My threds are fresh and I'm looking def | |
| Yo, what's up with L-O-C? | |
| The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar | |
| Havin' drinks with some no-name chump | |
| When they know that I'm the star | |
| So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina | |
| I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" | |
| He said, "Funky Cold Medina" | |
| Funky Cold Medina | |
| This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks | |
| Put a little Medina in your glass | |
| And the girls will come real quick | |
| It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac | |
| A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap | |
| So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg | |
| Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me | |
| And did the Wild Thing on my leg | |
| He used to scratch and bite me | |
| Before he was much, much meaner | |
| But now all the poodles run to my house | |
| For the Funky cold Medina | |
| You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood | |
| Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's | |
| They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal | |
| I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena" | |
| I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina | |
| She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it | |
| Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips | |
| And I knew that she was with it | |
| So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned | |
| But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess | |
| Sheena was a man | |
| So I threw him out, I don't fool around | |
| With in Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| You must be sure that your girl is pure | |
| For the Funky Cold Medina | |
| You know, ain't no playin' with a man | |
| This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know? | |
| Break it down | |
| Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection | |
| I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection | |
| The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner | |
| I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner | |
| She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' | |
| Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin' | |
| Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya" | |
| That's why I found you don't play around | |
| With the Funky Cold Medina | |
| Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all | |
| Funky Cold Medina |
| zuo ci : Dike, Ross, Young | |
| I' m thinking | |
| Cold coolin' at a bar, and I' m lookin' for some action | |
| But like | |
| Mick Jagger | |
| said, " I can' t get no satisfaction" | |
| The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me | |
| My threds are fresh and I' m looking def | |
| Yo, what' s up with LOC? | |
| The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar | |
| Havin' drinks with some noname chump | |
| When they know that I' m the star | |
| So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina | |
| I asked the guy, " Why you so fly?" | |
| He said, " Funky Cold Medina" | |
| Funky Cold Medina | |
| This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks | |
| Put a little Medina in your glass | |
| And the girls will come real quick | |
| It' s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac | |
| A couple of sips of this love potion and she' ll be on your lap | |
| So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg | |
| Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me | |
| And did the Wild Thing on my leg | |
| He used to scratch and bite me | |
| Before he was much, much meaner | |
| But now all the poodles run to my house | |
| For the Funky cold Medina | |
| You know what I' m sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood | |
| Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh' s | |
| They won' t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal | |
| I went up to this girl, she said, " Hi, my name is Sheena" | |
| I thought she' d be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina | |
| She said, " I' d like a drink, " I said OK, I' d go get it | |
| Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips | |
| And I knew that she was with it | |
| So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned | |
| But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess | |
| Sheena was a man | |
| So I threw him out, I don' t fool around | |
| With in Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| You must be sure that your girl is pure | |
| For the Funky Cold Medina | |
| You know, ain' t no playin' with a man | |
| This is the 80' s and I' m down with the ladies, ya know? | |
| Break it down | |
| Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection | |
| I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection | |
| The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner | |
| I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner | |
| She had a few drinks, I' m thinkin' soon what I' ll be gettin' | |
| Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin' | |
| Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says " I' ll be seein' ya" | |
| That' s why I found you don' t play around | |
| With the Funky Cold Medina | |
| Ya know what I' m sayin', that Medina' s a monster, y' all | |
| Funky Cold Medina |
| zuò cí : Dike, Ross, Young | |
| I' m thinking | |
| Cold coolin' at a bar, and I' m lookin' for some action | |
| But like | |
| Mick Jagger | |
| said, " I can' t get no satisfaction" | |
| The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me | |
| My threds are fresh and I' m looking def | |
| Yo, what' s up with LOC? | |
| The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar | |
| Havin' drinks with some noname chump | |
| When they know that I' m the star | |
| So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina | |
| I asked the guy, " Why you so fly?" | |
| He said, " Funky Cold Medina" | |
| Funky Cold Medina | |
| This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks | |
| Put a little Medina in your glass | |
| And the girls will come real quick | |
| It' s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac | |
| A couple of sips of this love potion and she' ll be on your lap | |
| So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg | |
| Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me | |
| And did the Wild Thing on my leg | |
| He used to scratch and bite me | |
| Before he was much, much meaner | |
| But now all the poodles run to my house | |
| For the Funky cold Medina | |
| You know what I' m sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood | |
| Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh' s | |
| They won' t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal | |
| I went up to this girl, she said, " Hi, my name is Sheena" | |
| I thought she' d be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina | |
| She said, " I' d like a drink, " I said OK, I' d go get it | |
| Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips | |
| And I knew that she was with it | |
| So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned | |
| But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess | |
| Sheena was a man | |
| So I threw him out, I don' t fool around | |
| With in Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| You must be sure that your girl is pure | |
| For the Funky Cold Medina | |
| You know, ain' t no playin' with a man | |
| This is the 80' s and I' m down with the ladies, ya know? | |
| Break it down | |
| Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection | |
| I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection | |
| The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner | |
| I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner | |
| She had a few drinks, I' m thinkin' soon what I' ll be gettin' | |
| Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin' | |
| Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says " I' ll be seein' ya" | |
| That' s why I found you don' t play around | |
| With the Funky Cold Medina | |
| Ya know what I' m sayin', that Medina' s a monster, y' all | |
| Funky Cold Medina |
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