The Gutterati? Lyrics
| Song | The Gutterati? |
| Artist | The Fratellis |
| Album | The Fratellis EP |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Well I was chasin down flys and shootin up women | |
| And tryin to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| Lookin for a girl to come with me swimming | |
| And come and play tunes at the end of my bed | |
| And all the hard men were drinkin down petrol | |
| And bamming up the girl when in came the law | |
| Heading for the door and getting tongue tied | |
| When they asked me what exactly I saw | |
| So I’ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I’ll help you any way I can | |
| Back at my room I was making me nervous | |
| Watching TV and picking my feet | |
| Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes | |
| And wishing for once I’d kept the receipt | |
| I called myself and wondered out loud | |
| Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| I left the tape running and played it back twice | |
| But I couldn’t make sense of what I had said | |
| So I’ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I’ll help you any way I can | |
| It may not make you handsome and it may not even make you feel alive | |
| You may not have the ransom but you can always count on this | |
| It’s him and them and she and me | |
| And sick and muddy, everybody | |
| So I’ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I’ll help you any way I can | |
| You can bring your waster’s banjo and your sister and your friend Diane | |
| Well I may not have a big boy’s pistol but I’ll help them any way I can | |
| You can call me Cinderella, call me your best man | |
| Well you may be a right old queen but I’ll help you any way I can |
| Well I was chasin down flys and shootin up women | |
| And tryin to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| Lookin for a girl to come with me swimming | |
| And come and play tunes at the end of my bed | |
| And all the hard men were drinkin down petrol | |
| And bamming up the girl when in came the law | |
| Heading for the door and getting tongue tied | |
| When they asked me what exactly I saw | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| Back at my room I was making me nervous | |
| Watching TV and picking my feet | |
| Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes | |
| And wishing for once I' d kept the receipt | |
| I called myself and wondered out loud | |
| Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| I left the tape running and played it back twice | |
| But I couldn' t make sense of what I had said | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| It may not make you handsome and it may not even make you feel alive | |
| You may not have the ransom but you can always count on this | |
| It' s him and them and she and me | |
| And sick and muddy, everybody | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| You can bring your waster' s banjo and your sister and your friend Diane | |
| Well I may not have a big boy' s pistol but I' ll help them any way I can | |
| You can call me Cinderella, call me your best man | |
| Well you may be a right old queen but I' ll help you any way I can |
| Well I was chasin down flys and shootin up women | |
| And tryin to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| Lookin for a girl to come with me swimming | |
| And come and play tunes at the end of my bed | |
| And all the hard men were drinkin down petrol | |
| And bamming up the girl when in came the law | |
| Heading for the door and getting tongue tied | |
| When they asked me what exactly I saw | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| Back at my room I was making me nervous | |
| Watching TV and picking my feet | |
| Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes | |
| And wishing for once I' d kept the receipt | |
| I called myself and wondered out loud | |
| Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head | |
| I left the tape running and played it back twice | |
| But I couldn' t make sense of what I had said | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| It may not make you handsome and it may not even make you feel alive | |
| You may not have the ransom but you can always count on this | |
| It' s him and them and she and me | |
| And sick and muddy, everybody | |
| So I' ll get some monte christo | |
| And we can all go see the band | |
| Well I may not be a looker, yeah | |
| But I' ll help you any way I can | |
| You can bring your waster' s banjo and your sister and your friend Diane | |
| Well I may not have a big boy' s pistol but I' ll help them any way I can | |
| You can call me Cinderella, call me your best man | |
| Well you may be a right old queen but I' ll help you any way I can |
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