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It would appear that male pattern |
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Baldness has set in |
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His hair, at an alarming pace |
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Running away from his face |
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He's losing his virility |
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And now his masculinity |
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Has been compromised |
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And his libido down-sized |
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
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Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| [01:36.18] |
It's not for me you understand |
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Bald, slap headed and hairless |
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Bald he is destined to be |
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Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. |
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From what I have been reading |
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His scalp needs kneading |
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To stimulate each follicle |
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And reverse this diabolical |
| [02:21.05] |
Condition that's afflicted he |
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For years and has cruelly |
| [02:29.46] |
Repulsed each potential mate |
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And left him with a balding pate |
| [02:40.71] |
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| [02:43.49] |
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| [02:47.81] |
It's not for me you understand |
| [02:56.33] |
Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| [03:01.76] |
Bald he is destined to be |
| [03:06.15] |
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. |
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Sock it to me baby, yeah! |
| [03:18.22] |
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| [03:54.59] |
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| [03:59.06] |
It's not for me you understand |
| [04:06.63] |
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| [04:12.50] |
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| [04:16.82] |
It's not for me you understand |
| [04:24.25] |
Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| [04:29.86] |
Bald he is destined to be |
| [04:33.93] |
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me |
| [04:38.17] |
Thank God |
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Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| [05:03.88] |
Bald, he is destined to be |
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Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me |
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How? |
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