| Song | Barber Shop |
| Artist | Tom Waits |
| Album | Foreign Affairs |
| 作词 : Waits | |
| Good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine | |
| Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker | |
| Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop | |
| Mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been | |
| Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should | |
| I see you're still cuttin hair | |
| Well I'm still cuttin classes | |
| I just couldn't hep myself | |
| I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon | |
| I see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good | |
| Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood | |
| What's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town | |
| I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue | |
| Throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good | |
| Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 | |
| That the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done | |
| You know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter | |
| You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border | |
| Now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass | |
| Put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast | |
| Oh if I had a million dollars well what would | |
| I doProbly be a barber not a bum like you | |
| Still gotchur paper route now that's just fine | |
| Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time | |
| You be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl | |
| Know I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world |
| zuò cí : Waits | |
| Good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine | |
| Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker | |
| Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop | |
| Mornin mr. furgeson what' s the good word witcha been | |
| Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should | |
| I see you' re still cuttin hair | |
| Well I' m still cuttin classes | |
| I just couldn' t hep myself | |
| I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon | |
| I see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good | |
| Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood | |
| What' s the low down mr. brown heard you boy' s leavin town | |
| I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue | |
| Throw me over sports page cincinnati' s lookin' good | |
| Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 | |
| That the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done | |
| You know the hair' s gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter | |
| You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border | |
| Now if your mama saw you smokin why she' d kick your ass | |
| Put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast | |
| Oh if I had a million dollars well what would | |
| I doProbly be a barber not a bum like you | |
| Still gotchur paper route now that' s just fine | |
| Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time | |
| You be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl | |
| Know I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world |