Becoming More Like Alfie

	"are you all settled in? right, then we can begin. my name is..."
	"alfie!"
	Once there was a time
	When my mind lay on higher things
	And once there was a time
	I could find pretty words to sing
	But now, well now i find
	It saves time to say what you mean
	I know it seems so unrefined
	But it's time to let off some steam
	Oh come on!
	Everybody knows that no means yes
	Just like glasses come free on the n.h.s.
	But the more i look through them the more i see
	I'm becoming more like alfie
	Once there was a time
	When a kind word could be enough
	And once there was a time
	I could blindfold myself with love
	But not now◇now i'm resigned
	To the kind of life i had reserved
	For other guys less smart than i
	Y'know◇the kind who will always end up with the girls
	And besides
	Everybody knows that no means yes
	Just like glasses come free on the n.h.s.
	But the more i look through them the more i see
	I'm becoming more like alfie
	Oh come on!

	" are you all settled in? right, then we can begin. my name is..."
	" alfie!"
	Once there was a time
	When my mind lay on higher things
	And once there was a time
	I could find pretty words to sing
	But now, well now i find
	It saves time to say what you mean
	I know it seems so unrefined
	But it' s time to let off some steam
	Oh come on!
	Everybody knows that no means yes
	Just like glasses come free on the n. h. s.
	But the more i look through them the more i see
	I' m becoming more like alfie
	Once there was a time
	When a kind word could be enough
	And once there was a time
	I could blindfold myself with love
	But not now now i' m resigned
	To the kind of life i had reserved
	For other guys less smart than i
	Y' know the kind who will always end up with the girls
	And besides
	Everybody knows that no means yes
	Just like glasses come free on the n. h. s.
	But the more i look through them the more i see
	I' m becoming more like alfie
	Oh come on!