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Can anyone lend me ten billion quid? |
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Why do you look so glum? Was it something I did? |
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So I caused a second great depression, what can I say |
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I guess I got a bit carried away |
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If I say I'm sorry will you give me the money? |
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You know me |
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The complete banker in a black Bentley |
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Sweet Samantha riding next to me |
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Oh how I hanker for the good old days |
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When I was free |
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The complete banker in my Armani |
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Before the rancour and disharmony |
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Well money makes the world go round |
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And round and down the drain |
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We went to war on the floor of the exchange |
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To all of us it was just a big game |
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But God I loved it, making a profit from somebody's loss |
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I never knew exactly whose money it was |
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And I did not care as long as there was lots for me |
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The complete banker in a black Bentley |
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Sweet Samantha riding next to me |
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Oh how I hanker for the good old days |
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When I was free, |
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The complete banker in my Armani |
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Before the anger and the inquiries |
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Well money makes the world go round |
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And round and down the drain |
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We'll learn the lessons, run tests and analyse |
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We'll crunch the numbers cause the numbers never lie |
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Maybe this recession is a blessing in disguise |
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We can build a much much bigger bubble the next time |
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And leave the rest to clean our mess up |
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Well that's just me |
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The complete banker in a black Bentley |
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Margaret Thatcher riding next to me |
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Oh how I hanker for the good old days |
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When I was free |
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I'm the complete banker |
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I'm a conscience-free malignant cancer on society |
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And one day you'll let your guard down |
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And I'll come round again |