| Song | My Geraldine Lies Over the Delaware |
| Artist | The Wonder Years |
| Album | Get Stoked on It! |
| I can't take a breath because the air stinks and | |
| I can't take a step without listening to your fucking accent while you're saying words with ' | |
| R's misplaced. | |
| So, fuck Route 9. | |
| I can pump my own gas, now you're crossing the line. | |
| Fuck route 9. | |
| You're water tastes like ass, just stay on your side. | |
| We'll leave tonight if you're okay to drive. | |
| We'll leave this place behind. | |
| Thank God we don't live here all the time. |