| Song | Suburbia |
| Artist | The Wonder Years |
| The bowling alley burnt down | |
| They said it was a cigarette and | |
| I almost believed it | |
| There were burns in the carpet | |
| But everyone knows that it was for the insurance | |
| This is where you pick up the bus | |
| The most famous person to come out of here was | |
| The guy that played | |
| Leatherface in all those chainsaw massacres | |
| Every business on | |
| Main Street collapsed except | |
| Morgan's mom's place | |
| And the whole town feels dead | |
| The whole town feels dead | |
| And the whole town, the whole town feels dead | |
| I can't blame it |