| Mr Davies lives in a big house | |
| In a town called L.A. | |
| He drinks champagne for breakfast | |
| In his swimming pool | |
| He has a sister named Victoria | |
| She lives somewhere in Australia | |
| To visit her he takes his private jet | |
| He's now a gifted pilor | |
| He doesn't care for his brother | |
| No more place in the picture book | |
| And he gives me complexes | |
| Because he's considered a songwriter | |
| And I'm not at this time... | |
| When Mr Davis goes shopping | |
| He says hello to David... Charlie Watts | |
| He gave up pop music | |
| To play squash with Ringo Starr | |
| But that does not matter | |
| When you listen to his selected discography | |
| And he gives me complexes | |
| Because he's considered a songwriter | |
| And I'm not at this time |