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Right about now in the place to be |
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Too $hort baby |
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Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin' |
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Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school |
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Too $hort baby, i'm so hard |
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Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard |
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But i'm not here to tell ya bout me |
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I got a little story bout a nasty freak |
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She's the kind of girl you think about in bed |
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Blowjob betty givin' real good head |
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Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw |
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Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw |
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She could blow more head than a whale blows water |
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Blowjob betty make your dick get harder |
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She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl |
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A trip and a half around the world |
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Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop |
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She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop |
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Every time i used to see her, i would know what's up |
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Blowjob betty better blow me up |
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I remember the day when i first met her |
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Bitch kinda loose so i knew i'd get her |
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Walked up to her said |
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"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for" |
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Pimp is my game, i do it the best |
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Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest |
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Well after that, i g'ed the freak |
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I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week |
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And from the very first time i went to her house |
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Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth |
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$hort dog'll get bitches anytime i wanna |
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Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils |
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Only stick it in about half way back |
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Cause if i put it all in, it bust straight through her neck |
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Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch |
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But i'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich |
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Like any other tramp she loved to fuck |
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With any motherfucker got nuts to suck |
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I spit game to the bitch, just like this |
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Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money? |
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It didn't take long to stay true to the game |
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And get my pimpin' on |
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But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe |
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Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it |
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Blowjob betty was dumb |
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A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum |
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She made money for a minute but she loved the sex |
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So i cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette |
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6 months later, i'm still a pimp, i'm still a player |
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One night at a club, she was puttin' in work |
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All you had to do was step up to her |
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She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time |
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Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine |
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So i went in the back room, seen the bitch |
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Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?" |
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And to the players out there |
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Instantly, blowjob betty started servin' me |
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Cause the player i am to the day i'm dead |
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I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head |
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It was all so good and much too true |
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One young freak and a whole damn crew |
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But then i shot that fatal nut |
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Must of knocked that bitch on her butt |
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She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat |
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Me and my homies just hit the door |
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My homeboy said "$hort don't worry" |
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But that next day i read this story |
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A young girl died just last night |
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She choked on sperm in her windpipe |
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It was on her face, her neck, and chest |
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And we're sorry to say there's no suspect |
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When i saw that my brain clicked |
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I bust a nut and killed a bitch |
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It might sound sick, it might be petty |
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But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty! |
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Beeyatch! |
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Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it |