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BEYOTCHShort |
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Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit |
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These are the tales, the freaky tales |
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These are the tales that |
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I tell so well |
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For fifteen years |
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I've been a real player |
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So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah |
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I met this girl in |
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AtlantaShe let a nigga fuck but |
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I still can't stand her |
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The pussy wasn't good |
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I said "What's up bitch?I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?" |
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She said "No", but she had another friend |
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So I switched like a real pimp |
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Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth |
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I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" |
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She mumbled something, |
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I don't know what she said |
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Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head |
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Bitch said her name was |
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TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizza |
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In the A-T- |
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L where the grass is greener |
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I fucked Nina, |
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Melina, Sabrina and |
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TinaWhen I first moved out there, |
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I met Holly |
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Five-foot one with a bad ass body |
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Freaky little bitch she was a |
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GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" |
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I met another girl went to |
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Spellman College |
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Every day after school |
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I aquired the knowledge |
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I took her to my house so |
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I could get some |
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I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum |
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She was hella limber, said her name was |
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AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all |
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I remember |
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I had another freak, her name was |
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WendyWhen |
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I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" |
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I did it anyway |
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I'm coming straight from |
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Oakland, C- |
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AAin't no other way, like my girl |
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ShanteShe lives in |
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Atlanta, but she comes from the |
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BayLet me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp |
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Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp |
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You know I can't forget about the strippers |
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Cinderella with the glass slipper |
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Top down in the |
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Benz ain't spendin' no ends |
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Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends |
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It's like |
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Lotto, you get a quick pick |
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Bitches said they heard |
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I had a big dick |
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So I showed it to 'em, only took one second |
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Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked |
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These are the tales, the freaky tales |
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These are the tales that |
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I tell so well |
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For fifteen years |
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I've been a real player |
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So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah |
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I know another bitch, her name is |
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TerriI lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married" |
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I couldn't see me pimpin' her |
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So I fucked her next door neighbor, |
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JenniferShe had two roommates, |
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Cindy and |
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AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" |
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But them hoes liked to freak |
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I used to send 'em new niggas every other week |
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I never would tell you all the hoes |
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I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit |
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I made upI change the name so |
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I can rhyme and shit |
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So if it's you, you know the time bitch |
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I spent the night with |
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Monique in between the sheets |
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It was her, her girlfriend |
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April and me |
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I do it on the regular, two at a time |
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Call it what you want |
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I be a fool wit' mine |
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Like them |
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Texas niggas, |
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I never would change |
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Like my niggas up in |
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Cleveland spit the good game |
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These hoes recognize when |
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I come in the door |
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I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for? |
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Like Natalie, swearin' up and down |
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I had to be the one |
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Bitch lets have some fun |
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I fucked her, you thought |
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I didn'tShort |
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Dog's in the house and |
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I keep on pimpin' |
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So then I fucked the twins, |
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Sharon and |
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KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em |
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Don't ask me who |
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I fucked first, it ain't my fault |
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In the end, |
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I still got the same results |
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These are the tales, the freaky tales |
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These are the tales that |
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I tell so well |
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For fifteen years |
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I've been a real player |
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So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah |
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Hell yeah, |
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I never would forget |
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CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines |
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Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit |
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Next thing |
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I know she started kissin' my dick |
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You know the rest, before she left |
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I paged Mia |
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I told her "I got a new freak over here" |
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She rushed over, |
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I left and when |
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I came back |
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Them hoes was lickin' cats |
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They call me "Short" when |
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I'm pimpin', "Dog" when |
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I'm mackin' |
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Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' |
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She wants to be my love slave, |
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I need some bug spray |
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To keep these hoes away |
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I never would tell you all the hoes |
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I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit |
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I made upI change the name so |
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I can rhyme and shit |
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So if it's you, you know the time bitch |
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These are the tales, the freaky tales |
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These are the tales that |
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I tell so well |
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For fifteen years |
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I've been a real player |
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So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) |
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BeyotchAnd it don't stop |
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Old school |
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Short DogStill spittin' it |
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Still gettin' it |
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Gettin' that money |
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Eastside baby, |
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OaklandYou ain't knowin? |
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Beyotch |
