| Song | Paula & Janet |
| Artist | Too $hort |
| Album | Short Dog's In The House |
| Bitch, that's a trademark | |
| I was at my house not doing anything | |
| Half past ten | |
| I heard the phone ring | |
| When I picked it up, | |
| I said, "Hello?" | |
| The bitch spoke up and said, "What's up ho?”I said, " | |
| Bitch, if you're fine, it's my dick"Enough playing, who the fuck is this?She said, " | |
| Janet", I saidm " | |
| Oh"Met the bitch last week at my showI told her, " | |
| Call me", and I gave her my cardShe talked dirty and my dick got hardThat night I fucked the bitch three times straightNext night we made another dateI gave a concert and she came backstageFuck a bitch, I'm trying to get paidBut that pussy squeezed tighter than a vice gripFucked around and met this other bitchRight out the back I told her, " | |
| Bitch, let's go"Took the bitch to my Limo even thoughHer friend said, I'm ugly, I ain't even freshShe told her friend they fuck the bestRushed the bitch to the back seatShe pulled up her skirt and fucked the shit out of meShe said her name was Paula, bitch turned me outTook my dick out the pussy, let me cum in her mouthShe kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle itThe Limo door opened, it was JanetShe jumped in the car, they started kissing and shitI kicked back and let 'em have this dickI told the driver, " | |
| Take me straight home"Then called my partner on the car phoneI said, " | |
| I'll hook you with a bad-ass bitch"Come to my house and don't even tripHe came over and we served the hoesFucked the bitches like gigalosPaula and Janet will make you wet in your pantsBut to me, they're just two more trampsWith some good ass motherfucking pussy, no shitShort Dog's in the motherfucking houseAnd I ain't even tripping, bitch |
| Bitch, that' s a trademark | |
| I was at my house not doing anything | |
| Half past ten | |
| I heard the phone ring | |
| When I picked it up, | |
| I said, " Hello?" | |
| The bitch spoke up and said, " What' s up ho?" I said, " | |
| Bitch, if you' re fine, it' s my dick" Enough playing, who the fuck is this? She said, " | |
| Janet", I saidm " | |
| Oh" Met the bitch last week at my showI told her, " | |
| Call me", and I gave her my cardShe talked dirty and my dick got hardThat night I fucked the bitch three times straightNext night we made another dateI gave a concert and she came backstageFuck a bitch, I' m trying to get paidBut that pussy squeezed tighter than a vice gripFucked around and met this other bitchRight out the back I told her, " | |
| Bitch, let' s go" Took the bitch to my Limo even thoughHer friend said, I' m ugly, I ain' t even freshShe told her friend they fuck the bestRushed the bitch to the back seatShe pulled up her skirt and fucked the shit out of meShe said her name was Paula, bitch turned me outTook my dick out the pussy, let me cum in her mouthShe kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn' t handle itThe Limo door opened, it was JanetShe jumped in the car, they started kissing and shitI kicked back and let ' em have this dickI told the driver, " | |
| Take me straight home" Then called my partner on the car phoneI said, " | |
| I' ll hook you with a badass bitch" Come to my house and don' t even tripHe came over and we served the hoesFucked the bitches like gigalosPaula and Janet will make you wet in your pantsBut to me, they' re just two more trampsWith some good ass motherfucking pussy, no shitShort Dog' s in the motherfucking houseAnd I ain' t even tripping, bitch |