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It's almost ova ho |
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She ain't no ho |
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Check out somethin' on my computer real quick |
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P-I-M-P-A- |
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N-D-H-O dot com |
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It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort:] |
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It's 2004 |
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Ain't no body go in the stores |
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What for? |
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When you got dot com whores |
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My whole life is like girls gone wild |
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Cuz this player keeps girls on file |
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Just tell me what you liken |
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Sit down at the keyboard and type in: |
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P-I-M-P-A- |
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N-D-H-O dot com |
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And see the hoes |
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It's time to log on baby |
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Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby |
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I ain't fake (I ain't fake) |
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This site is all no-fiction |
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Real pussy, real dick, real friction |
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Convertin' programs wit these secret powers |
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Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers |
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I'm trynna bust this internet nut |
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Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt |
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Pimpandho.com [Chorus:] |
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Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb |
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Need a little game, you better log on |
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Girls get naked |
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Lickin' on my dog bone $hort |
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Dog presents |
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Pimpandho.com |
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Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb |
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Need a little game, you better log on |
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Girls get naked |
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Lickin' on my dog bone |
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Lick it [Too $hort:] |
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No need to go |
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Got some weed to blow |
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Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' |
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I got bitches |
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Don't ask what these are fo' |
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Might learn a few things that you need to know (chill out) |
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So kick back and watch the show $hort |
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Dig on the mic |
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Can't stop the flow (no, no) |
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All the squares get out the do' |
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If you ain't high enough yet |
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You need to pop some mo' (stay high) |
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And check out the player's site |
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The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah |
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You can download the pimp fashion |
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Old School |
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Too $hort wit the pimp classics |
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One million hits in a days time (time) |
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Women so fine they'll daze your mind |
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We online (we online) |
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The computer from the eight track |
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Sellin' sex since way back |
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It's Pimpandho.com [Chorus] [Talking:] |
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Big Dez is on the beat |
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Yea fo' show |
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It's Pimpandho.com |
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It's where you see the baddest bitches |
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Doin' the freakiest shit $hort |
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Dog style |
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Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy |
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Whitey Cracker |
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My pimp partner |
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K.B. up in this mutha fucka |
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And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users |
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I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn |
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It's all good baby |
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You can dial up if you want to |
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As long as you enjoy the show |
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It's Pipmpology, biatch |
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Oh yeah, and it's all real baby |
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None of those silicone, blonde, |
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Barbie bitches |
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Titties all crooked and shit |
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Naw, naw, none of that |
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You got a website player? |
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What's yo address? |
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You know? |
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It's that old game baby |
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It all started at the |
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Player's Ball |
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Don't miss the next party |
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Cuz you might get lucky, biatch |