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B: Oh! Hello everybody! |
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S: Just the lad I've been looking for. |
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B: Oh! |
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S: Clamber in my head, Fred |
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Whence all but you have fled, Fred |
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There is no contesting, I've no way of manifesting |
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How much I'd prefer you dead, Fred |
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B: Oh I'm glad you like me, my Captain. Because I trust you too. |
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S: Gratifiy your wim, Jim. |
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B: Jim? What happened to Fred? |
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S: He changed his name. |
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B: What to? |
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S: Chunky. Tell me, can you swim Jim? |
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B: No, Jim can not swim. |
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S: Then step upon this plank, son |
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On the river bank, son |
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Which I have carefully arranged |
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So it will suddenly tip up and throw you into thirty feet of muddy water |
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When you upset the trim by stepping on the rim, Jim. |
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B: I say, it's not for deading me, is it Captain? |
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S: Oh course not, dear boy! Just walk along it a bit further! |
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B: Righty-ho then. |
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Ahh. Here I am on the edge of the nice little wooden-type plank. |
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It is a lovely day for a naughty blank. |
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Arg! Oh! YAHHH! |
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You've drowneded me. |
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I do not like this game. |
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I've got those |
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"When I say I trust you I do not want to be drownded |
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Because I do not like those kind of game" Blues. |
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I don't like tricks that go sploogy-splat |
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(They say harm can come to a young lad like that) |
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And I do not like explosions |
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That blow me back to Christmas |
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Out of my el-seaside pudding queue |
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I don't like being wetted |
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By nasty April showers |
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And I do not like being nutted |
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By Eifel and Blackpool towers |
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So I do not want to be drowned, nutted, deaded, hitteded, splatted pledded! |
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I don't like that kind of type blues |
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I don't like that |
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I've got them Bluebottle Blues. |
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S: Still alive? Take this cigarette, pet. |
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B: Oh ta |
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S: No, don't light it yet, pet. |
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All right, now you can light it. |
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B: Are you sure I won't be deaded or nothing, Captain? |
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S: No, no -- don't be frightened! |
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B: All right then, I'll just put a match to it, and... |
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You rotten swine you! You deaded me again. |
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I shan't play this rotten game no more. |
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Picks up fretted knee caps, |
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Replaces lugging lug hole |
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And exists through little hole in middle of record |
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(Milligan, unaccompanied) I'm walking backwards for Christmas |
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Oh no, that's on the other side! |
