| Song | Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | Wiggle |
| 作词 : Weasel | |
| (Weasel)Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubesif you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely emptyroom because | |
| Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is uselessher physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won'tbelieve that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her toconceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the painthat | |
| Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied andswiftly passed the test now | |
| Jeannie's operation must commence artificialinsemination can't fertilize poor | |
| Jeannie's rotten eggs | |
| Jeannie isn'tovulating even though she took all the proper pills | |
| Jeannie wants a baby butshe cannot pay the giant doctor bills |
| zuò cí : Weasel | |
| Weasel Jeannie' s having problems with her ovaries she' s got trouble with her tubesif you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely emptyroom because | |
| Jeannie' s got a problem with her uterus her uterus is uselessher physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won' tbelieve that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her toconceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the painthat | |
| Jeannie' s going through this year her husband' s sperm was studied andswiftly passed the test now | |
| Jeannie' s operation must commence artificialinsemination can' t fertilize poor | |
| Jeannie' s rotten eggs | |
| Jeannie isn' tovulating even though she took all the proper pills | |
| Jeannie wants a baby butshe cannot pay the giant doctor bills |