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(difford/tilbrook) |
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They do it down on camber sands |
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They do it at waikiki |
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Lazing about the beach all day, |
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At night the crickets creepy |
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Squinting faces at the sky |
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A harold robbins paperback |
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Surfers drop their boards and dry |
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And everybody wants a hat |
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But behind the chalet |
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My holiday's complete |
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And i feel like william tell |
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Maid marian on her tiptoed feet |
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Pulling mussels from a shell |
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Shrinking in the sea so cold |
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Topless ladies look away |
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A he-man in a sudden shower |
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Shelters from the rain |
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You wish you had a motor boat |
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To pose around the harbour bar |
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And when the sun goes off to bed |
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You hook it up behind the car |
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Two fat ladies window shop |
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Something for the mantelpiece |
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In for bingo all the nines |
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A panda for sweet little niece |
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The coach drivers stand about |
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Looking at a local map |
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About the boy he's gone away |
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Down to next door's caravan |
