| Song | Bad Sneakers |
| Artist | Steely Dan |
| Album | The Very Best Of Steely Dan |
| Five names that I can hardly | |
| Stand to hear | |
| Including yours and mine | |
| And one more chimp who isn't here | |
| I can see the ladies talking | |
| How the times are getting hard | |
| And that fearsome excavation | |
| On Magnolia Boulevard | |
| CHORUS: | |
| And I'm going insane | |
| And I'm laughing at the frozen rain | |
| And I'm so alone | |
| Honey when they gonna send me home | |
| Bad sneakers and a PiЪFFFFF1a Colada | |
| My friend | |
| Stompin' on the avenue | |
| By Radio City with a | |
| Transistor and a large | |
| Sum of money to spend | |
| You fellah, you tearin' up the street | |
| You wear that white tuxedo | |
| How you gonna beat the heat | |
| Do you take me for a fool | |
| Do you think that I don't see | |
| That ditch out in the valley | |
| That they're digging just for me | |
| CHORUS |
| Five names that I can hardly | |
| Stand to hear | |
| Including yours and mine | |
| And one more chimp who isn' t here | |
| I can see the ladies talking | |
| How the times are getting hard | |
| And that fearsome excavation | |
| On Magnolia Boulevard | |
| CHORUS: | |
| And I' m going insane | |
| And I' m laughing at the frozen rain | |
| And I' m so alone | |
| Honey when they gonna send me home | |
| Bad sneakers and a Pi FFFFF1a Colada | |
| My friend | |
| Stompin' on the avenue | |
| By Radio City with a | |
| Transistor and a large | |
| Sum of money to spend | |
| You fellah, you tearin' up the street | |
| You wear that white tuxedo | |
| How you gonna beat the heat | |
| Do you take me for a fool | |
| Do you think that I don' t see | |
| That ditch out in the valley | |
| That they' re digging just for me | |
| CHORUS |