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There's a scandal |
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In the neighborhood |
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And it's all about Julie Brown |
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It seems a long |
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Lost cousin, Jeremiah |
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Had lately arrived in town |
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Now when Julie's fella |
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Came to call |
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And saw them kissing |
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He started home at once |
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Now Julie said |
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I'm surprised at you |
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Don't go acting like a dunce |
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Why, he's a cousin of mine |
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A cousin of mine |
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You're liable for to |
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See him here any old time |
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He's a cousin of mine |
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A cousin of mine, go on |
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He's a cousin of mine |
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Now when Julie had |
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Explained her relationship |
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He said, honey, that may be so |
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But this fella don't look |
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Like a thirty-second cousin |
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That I met here a week ago |
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Julie smiled at him |
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And joined her cousin, sad |
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And as they slowly walked away |
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He heard him ask |
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Who was that fella |
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And he heard his Julie say |
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Why, he's a cousin of mine |
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A cousin of mine |
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You're liable for to |
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See him here any old time |
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He's just a cousin of mine |
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A cousin of mine, go on |
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A cousin of mine |
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Would I fool you, go on |
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He's a cousin of mine |