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Faith Hill - Dearly Beloved |
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Good mornin', Dearly Beloved |
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We are gathered here today |
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To watch two people we know make a big mistake |
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They'll stand up at the alter |
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And solemnly swear I Do |
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They'll be together forever |
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'Til they find somebody new |
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Her daddy's in the front row |
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Mutterin' oh no, here we go again |
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We had a couple dates |
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Now she's three months late |
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And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh... |
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Good mornin' dearly beloved |
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I'd like to welcome ya'll |
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To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol |
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Please bow your heads and join me |
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In a prayer for these two |
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Who'll be together forever |
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'Till they find somebody new |
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The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse |
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As he's putting the ring on her |
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He's checkin' out the bridesmaids |
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Thinkin' that me might take |
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The maid of honor's honor...oh |
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Welcome, dearly beloved |
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We are here this afternoon |
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To throw rice as these two |
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Drive down the road to ruin |
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With cans tied to the bumper |
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And a dragging muffler, too |
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They'll be together forever |
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'Till they find somebody new |
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So raise your glass and join me |
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Here's to the bride and groom |
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They'll be together foreeeverrr... |
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'Til they find somebody new |
