| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 巨炮 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 方文山 |
| [00:04.230] | 口白: 话说唐太宗贞观三年 距今一千三百七十五年前 |
| [00:08.780] | 玄奘大师立誓发愿至西方取经 费时十七年 经历百余国 |
| [00:14.590] | 前往天竺取回佛经六百多部 返回长安后 玄奘将其所见所闻由门徒编辑成《大唐西域记》 |
| [00:48.450] | 弹头: 他们说我是否章回小说看太多 突然想戒烟戒酒还想要修成正果 |
| [00:56.480] | 石头里蹦出一只叫悟空的猴 它打抱不平的样子就像是我 |
| [01:02.260] | 巨炮: 传说中猪八戒怎么吃还是很饿 而它跟我一样老是戒不了女色 |
| [01:07.990] | 我胖是胖了一点但是人不丑 而且我的身手灵活还很温柔 |
| [01:13.710] | 全 ： 我吃斋念佛 却没撑多久 又举起拳头 谁叫我做朋友 |
| [01:25.200] | 宇豪: 沙悟净他膀子上的九颗骷髅头 加起来也没有我所惹的麻烦多 |
| [01:30.940] | 蜘蛛精的诱惑这城市到处有 我闭上眼睛念阿弥陀佛 |
| [01:36.920] | 盖瑞: 故事里的唐僧师徒四人过沙漠 众人 来到西域取经直达天竺国 |
| [01:42.600] | 我的努力却看不到结果 就只会念念金箍咒在找借口 |
| [01:48.390] | 全 : 我面壁思过 又没撑多久 想立地成佛 却有一堆损友 |
| [02:00.130] | 佛总是曰不可说 （ 面筋你就别再取笑土豆） |
| [02:05.660] | 弟子别问为什么 （我们窝在同一瓶的罐头） |
| [02:11.380] | 佛总是曰不可说 （ 大家又何必强出头谁来当大哥谁是老二） |
| [02:17.360] | 凡人只要 照着做 （我们根本就是同一种的货色） |
| [02:35.620] | 口白: 牛魔王你哪里逃 师父小心啊 小心啊师父 啊 二师兄 |
| [03:09.640] | 弹头: 而我们这几个随便一个斤斗 就八万四千公里的四海云游 |
| [03:15.160] | 巨炮: 跟贪念大战了三百回合 如来的手掌心终究是逃不过 |
| [03:26.500] | 全 : 佛总是曰不可说 （ 面筋你就别再取笑土豆） |
| [03:32.329] | 弟子别问为什么 （我们窝在同一瓶的罐头） |
| [03:38.190] | 佛总是曰不可说 （大家又何必强出头谁来当大哥谁是老二） |
| [03:44.0] | 凡人只要照着做 （我们根本就是同一种的货色） |
| [03:49.790] | 佛总是曰不可说 （大家又何必强出头谁来当大哥谁是老二） |
| [03:55.590] | 弟子别问为什么 （我们根本就是同一种的货色） |
| [04:01.300] | 佛总是曰不可说 （大家又何必强出头谁来当大哥谁是老二） |
| [04:07.500] | 凡人只要照着做 （我们根本就是同一种的货色） |
| [04:12.930] | 佛总是曰不可说 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : ju pao |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : fang wen shan |
| [00:04.230] | kou bai: hua shuo tang tai zong zhen guan san nian ju jin yi qian san bai qi shi wu nian qian |
| [00:08.780] | xuan zang da shi li shi fa yuan zhi xi fang qu jing fei shi shi qi nian jing li bai yu guo |
| [00:14.590] | qian wang tian zhu qu hui fo jing liu bai duo bu fan hui chang an hou xuan zang jiang qi suo jian suo wen you men tu bian ji cheng da tang xi yu ji |
| [00:48.450] | dan tou: ta men shuo wo shi fou zhang hui xiao shuo kan tai duo tu ran xiang jie yan jie jiu hai xiang yao xiu cheng zheng guo |
| [00:56.480] | shi tou li beng chu yi zhi jiao wu kong de hou ta da bao bu ping de yang zi jiu xiang shi wo |
| [01:02.260] | ju pao: chuan shuo zhong zhu ba jie zen me chi hai shi hen e er ta gen wo yi yang lao shi jie bu liao nv se |
| [01:07.990] | wo pang shi pang le yi dian dan shi ren bu chou er qie wo de shen shou ling huo hai hen wen rou |
| [01:13.710] | quan : wo chi zhai nian fo que mei cheng duo jiu you ju qi quan tou shui jiao wo zuo peng you |
| [01:25.200] | yu hao: sha wu jing ta bang zi shang de jiu ke ku lou tou jia qi lai ye mei you wo suo re de ma fan duo |
| [01:30.940] | zhi zhu jing de you huo zhe cheng shi dao chu you wo bi shang yan jing nian e mi tuo fo |
| [01:36.920] | gai rui: gu shi li de tang seng shi tu si ren guo sha mo zhong ren lai dao xi yu qu jing zhi da tian zhu guo |
| [01:42.600] | wo de nu li que kan bu dao jie guo jiu zhi hui nian nian jin gu zhou zai zhao jie kou |
| [01:48.390] | quan : wo mian bi si guo you mei cheng duo jiu xiang li di cheng fo que you yi dui sun you |
| [02:00.130] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo mian jin ni jiu bie zai qu xiao tu dou |
| [02:05.660] | di zi bie wen wei shi me wo men wo zai tong yi ping de guan tou |
| [02:11.380] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo da jia you he bi qiang chu tou shui lai dang da ge shui shi lao er |
| [02:17.360] | fan ren zhi yao zhao zhe zuo wo men gen ben jiu shi tong yi zhong de huo se |
| [02:35.620] | kou bai: niu mo wang ni na li tao shi fu xiao xin a xiao xin a shi fu a er shi xiong |
| [03:09.640] | dan tou: er wo men zhe ji ge sui bian yi ge jin dou jiu ba wan si qian gong li de si hai yun you |
| [03:15.160] | ju pao: gen tan nian da zhan le san bai hui he ru lai de shou zhang xin zhong jiu shi tao bu guo |
| [03:26.500] | quan : fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo mian jin ni jiu bie zai qu xiao tu dou |
| [03:32.329] | di zi bie wen wei shi me wo men wo zai tong yi ping de guan tou |
| [03:38.190] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo da jia you he bi qiang chu tou shui lai dang da ge shui shi lao er |
| [03:44.0] | fan ren zhi yao zhao zhe zuo wo men gen ben jiu shi tong yi zhong de huo se |
| [03:49.790] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo da jia you he bi qiang chu tou shui lai dang da ge shui shi lao er |
| [03:55.590] | di zi bie wen wei shi me wo men gen ben jiu shi tong yi zhong de huo se |
| [04:01.300] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo da jia you he bi qiang chu tou shui lai dang da ge shui shi lao er |
| [04:07.500] | fan ren zhi yao zhao zhe zuo wo men gen ben jiu shi tong yi zhong de huo se |
| [04:12.930] | fu zong shi yue bu ke shuo |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : jù pào |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : fāng wén shān |
| [00:04.230] | kǒu bái: huà shuō táng tài zōng zhēn guān sān nián jù jīn yī qiān sān bǎi qī shí wǔ nián qián |
| [00:08.780] | xuán zàng dà shī lì shì fā yuàn zhì xī fāng qǔ jīng fèi shí shí qī nián jīng lì bǎi yú guó |
| [00:14.590] | qián wǎng tiān zhú qǔ huí fó jīng liù bǎi duō bù fǎn huí cháng ān hòu xuán zàng jiāng qí suǒ jiàn suǒ wén yóu mén tú biān jí chéng dà táng xī yù jì |
| [00:48.450] | dàn tóu: tā men shuō wǒ shì fǒu zhāng huí xiǎo shuō kàn tài duō tū rán xiǎng jiè yān jiè jiǔ hái xiǎng yào xiū chéng zhèng guǒ |
| [00:56.480] | shí tou lǐ bèng chū yì zhī jiào wù kōng de hóu tā dǎ bào bù píng de yàng zi jiù xiàng shì wǒ |
| [01:02.260] | jù pào: chuán shuō zhōng zhū bā jiè zěn me chī hái shì hěn è ér tā gēn wǒ yí yàng lǎo shì jiè bù liǎo nǚ sè |
| [01:07.990] | wǒ pàng shì pàng le yì diǎn dàn shì rén bù chǒu ér qiě wǒ de shēn shǒu líng huó hái hěn wēn róu |
| [01:13.710] | quán : wǒ chī zhāi niàn fó què méi chēng duō jiǔ yòu jǔ qǐ quán tou shuí jiào wǒ zuò péng yǒu |
| [01:25.200] | yǔ háo: shā wù jìng tā bǎng zi shàng de jiǔ kē kū lóu tóu jiā qǐ lái yě méi yǒu wǒ suǒ rě de má fán duō |
| [01:30.940] | zhī zhū jīng de yòu huò zhè chéng shì dào chù yǒu wǒ bì shang yǎn jīng niàn ē mí tuó fó |
| [01:36.920] | gài ruì: gù shì lǐ de táng sēng shī tú sì rén guò shā mò zhòng rén lái dào xī yù qǔ jīng zhí dá tiān zhú guó |
| [01:42.600] | wǒ de nǔ lì què kàn bú dào jié guǒ jiù zhǐ huì niàn niàn jīn gū zhòu zài zhǎo jiè kǒu |
| [01:48.390] | quán : wǒ miàn bì sī guò yòu méi chēng duō jiǔ xiǎng lì dì chéng fó què yǒu yī duī sǔn yǒu |
| [02:00.130] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō miàn jīn nǐ jiù bié zài qǔ xiào tǔ dòu |
| [02:05.660] | dì zǐ bié wèn wèi shí me wǒ men wō zài tóng yī píng de guàn tou |
| [02:11.380] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō dà jiā yòu hé bì qiáng chū tóu shuí lái dāng dà gē shuí shì lǎo èr |
| [02:17.360] | fán rén zhǐ yào zhào zhe zuò wǒ men gēn běn jiù shì tóng yī zhǒng de huò sè |
| [02:35.620] | kǒu bái: niú mó wáng nǐ nǎ lǐ táo shī fù xiǎo xīn a xiǎo xīn a shī fù a èr shī xiōng |
| [03:09.640] | dàn tóu: ér wǒ men zhè jǐ gè suí biàn yí gè jīn dǒu jiù bā wàn sì qiān gōng lǐ de sì hǎi yún yóu |
| [03:15.160] | jù pào: gēn tān niàn dà zhàn le sān bǎi huí hé rú lái de shǒu zhǎng xīn zhōng jiū shì táo bù guò |
| [03:26.500] | quán : fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō miàn jīn nǐ jiù bié zài qǔ xiào tǔ dòu |
| [03:32.329] | dì zǐ bié wèn wèi shí me wǒ men wō zài tóng yī píng de guàn tou |
| [03:38.190] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō dà jiā yòu hé bì qiáng chū tóu shuí lái dāng dà gē shuí shì lǎo èr |
| [03:44.0] | fán rén zhǐ yào zhào zhe zuò wǒ men gēn běn jiù shì tóng yī zhǒng de huò sè |
| [03:49.790] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō dà jiā yòu hé bì qiáng chū tóu shuí lái dāng dà gē shuí shì lǎo èr |
| [03:55.590] | dì zǐ bié wèn wèi shí me wǒ men gēn běn jiù shì tóng yī zhǒng de huò sè |
| [04:01.300] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō dà jiā yòu hé bì qiáng chū tóu shuí lái dāng dà gē shuí shì lǎo èr |
| [04:07.500] | fán rén zhǐ yào zhào zhe zuò wǒ men gēn běn jiù shì tóng yī zhǒng de huò sè |
| [04:12.930] | fú zǒng shì yuē bù kě shuō |
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