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My old flame |
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I can't even think of her name... |
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But it's funny now and then, |
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How my thoughts go flashing back again to |
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My old flame |
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I've met so many who had fascinatin' ways |
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A fascinatin' gaze in their eyes! |
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Some who took me up to the skies! |
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But their attempts at love were only imitations of |
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My old flame |
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I can't even think of her name |
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But I'll never be the same until I discover what became of |
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My old flame |
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*Evil Wheezy laughing* |
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My old Flame |
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I can't even think of her name |
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"I'll have to look through my collection of human heads!" |
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But it's funny now and then |
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How my thoughts go flashing back again to |
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My old flame |
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My old flame, |
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My, my new lovers all seem so tame |
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"They, they they won't even let me strangle them!" |
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For I haven't met a girl |
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So magnificent or elegant as |
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My old flame |
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I, I, I've met so many |
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Who had fascinating ways |
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A fascinating gaze in their eye! |
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"I sewed this eye, so I removed the other eye! |
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That eye that kept winking and blinking at other men it'llsmakess sss ist ist (Stammering)" |
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Some who took me up to the skies! |
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But their attempts at love were only imitations of |
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My old flame |
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I, I can't even think of her name! |
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"Whe-wh-whe (Stammering again) WHAT WAS HER NAME?" |
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"Doris, Laura, Cloe, Manny, Moe, Jack?" |
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"No, it couldn't have been Moe... |
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I can't stand it, I tell you! |
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This is driving me sane! eh ees ehh (Wheezy stammering)" |
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... |
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She would always treat me mean |
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So I poured a can of gasoline |
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And struck a match to |
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My old flame... |
