| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : C君 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 农夫 |
| [00:03.459] | 当你好憎你爸爸 攞佢张结婚相睇吓 |
| [00:08.500] | 当晚佢娶你妈妈 首先要接新娘 啲姊妹无个似样 |
| [00:13.060] | 玩game定系玩命 玩过嘅都惊 惨过去O Camp |
| [00:17.420] | 老婆喺度执妆 班兄弟俾人湿corn |
| [00:19.640] | 个个都失仪 无人理吉时 |
| [00:21.700] | 好啦好啦搞吓搞吓终於去到摆酒 |
| [00:24.120] | 又要影相又要握手老婆俾人拐走 |
| [00:26.400] | 嗰几台啲亲戚 冇一个识 开饭到散席 见嘢就食 |
| [00:30.960] | 一家七口俾七旧 你老豆话 亲戚唔需要珍惜 |
| [00:35.129] | 万几蚊围要话酒微菜薄 万几人嚟（喂走未）再踱 |
| [00:40.790] | 外母又十围 奶奶又十围 两个人一齐啲家长要威 |
| [00:44.559] | 呢对夫妻坐低计一计 最紧要系（攞酒嚟） |
| [00:48.679] | 搞一晚又无咗首期 佢当初最伟大冇得比 |
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| [00:54.219] | 全世界讲一次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [00:58.729] | 结婚即刻当晚有咗你（有咗你） |
| [01:03.409] | 全世界讲多次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [01:07.299] | 你生仔咪鬼激气 结婚相永久一世镶起 |
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| [01:31.190] | 当你好憎你妈妈 攞你张BB相睇吓 |
| [01:35.769] | 你系点样变到而家 咁就要请返攞起验孕棒嗰晚 |
| [01:40.029] | （恭喜恭喜） 恭乜喜 楼都未供得起 就要供你 |
| [01:44.789] | 一开头 一味系呕 一系好胃口到食得落一围酒 |
| [01:49.289] | 成日去厕所 但系一直 嚟嚟去去得一滴 |
| [01:53.339] | 呢样唔做得 嗰样唔食得 大肚婆净系识得抑郁 |
| [01:58.429] | 生仔仲要争位医院话唔系用人仔（抵你有问题） |
| [02:03.019] | 等到作动一生生咗十个钟头 唔讲有几痛你老豆吓到要急救 |
| [02:07.650] | 话咁快就要喂人奶 啜到型都变埋都仲系唔够派 |
| [02:12.200] | 成个月 瞓一晚 唔死都虚脱 坐月未补返又要摆满月 |
| [02:16.980] | 姨妈姑姐多到 个个要姜醋 BB衫好多套 送现金好无 |
| [02:21.620] | （有便便）要Po上Facebook（早一年）要报定Playgroup |
| [02:26.300] | 以前36/24/36 今日？ 你老豆返咗大陆 |
| [02:30.850] | 佢当初最伟大冇得比 |
| [02:33.390] | |
| [02:33.910] | 全世界讲一次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [02:38.270] | 结婚即刻当晚有咗你（有咗你） |
| [02:42.940] | 全世界讲多次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [02:47.250] | 你生仔咪鬼激气 结婚相永久一世镶起 |
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| [02:53.840] | 嘴佢（嘴佢） 除衫（除衫） |
| [02:59.000] | 乾呀（乾呀） 乾呀（乾呀） 清啦 |
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| [03:05.150] | 全世界讲一次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [03:10.160] | 结婚即刻当晚有咗你（有咗你） |
| [03:14.920] | 全世界讲多次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [03:18.750] | 你生仔咪鬼激气 结婚相永久一世镶起 |
| [03:23.700] | 全世界讲一次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [03:28.460] | 结婚即刻当晚有咗你（有咗你） |
| [03:33.200] | 全世界讲多次恭喜（恭喜） |
| [03:37.330] | 你生仔咪鬼激气 结婚相永久一世镶起 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : C jun |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : nong fu |
| [00:03.459] | dang ni hao zeng ni ba ba luo qu zhang jie hun xiang di xia |
| [00:08.500] | dang wan qu qu ni ma ma shou xian yao jie xin niang di zi mei wu ge shi yang |
| [00:13.060] | wan game ding xi wan ming wan guo kai dou jing can guo qu O Camp |
| [00:17.420] | lao po xi du zhi zhuang ban xiong di bi ren shi corn |
| [00:19.640] | ge ge dou shi yi wu ren li ji shi |
| [00:21.700] | hao la hao la gao xia gao xia zhong yu qu dao bai jiu |
| [00:24.120] | you yao ying xiang you yao wo shou lao po bi ren guai zou |
| [00:26.400] | ge ji tai di qin qi mao yi ge shi kai fan dao san xi jian ye jiu shi |
| [00:30.960] | yi jia qi kou bi qi jiu ni lao dou hua qin qi wu xu yao zhen xi |
| [00:35.129] | wan ji wen wei yao hua jiu wei cai bao wan ji ren li wei zou wei zai duo |
| [00:40.790] | wai mu you shi wei nai nai you shi wei liang ge ren yi qi di jia zhang yao wei |
| [00:44.559] | ne dui fu qi zuo di ji yi ji zui jin yao xi luo jiu li |
| [00:48.679] | gao yi wan you wu zuo shou qi qu dang chu zui wei da mao de bi |
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| [00:54.219] | quan shi jie jiang yi ci gong xi gong xi |
| [00:58.729] | jie hun ji ke dang wan you zuo ni you zuo ni |
| [01:03.409] | quan shi jie jiang duo ci gong xi gong xi |
| [01:07.299] | ni sheng zi mi gui ji qi jie hun xiang yong jiu yi shi xiang qi |
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| [01:31.190] | dang ni hao zeng ni ma ma luo ni zhang BB xiang di xia |
| [01:35.769] | ni xi dian yang bian dao er jia han jiu yao qing fan luo qi yan yun bang ge wan |
| [01:40.029] | gong xi gong xi gong mie xi lou dou wei gong de qi jiu yao gong ni |
| [01:44.789] | yi kai tou yi wei xi ou yi xi hao wei kou dao shi de luo yi wei jiu |
| [01:49.289] | cheng ri qu ce suo dan xi yi zhi li li qu qu de yi di |
| [01:53.339] | ne yang wu zuo de ge yang wu shi de da du po jing xi shi de yi yu |
| [01:58.429] | sheng zi zhong yao zheng wei yi yuan hua wu xi yong ren zi di ni you wen ti |
| [02:03.019] | deng dao zuo dong yi sheng sheng zuo shi ge zhong tou wu jiang you ji tong ni lao dou xia dao yao ji jiu |
| [02:07.650] | hua han kuai jiu yao wei ren nai chuai dao xing dou bian mai dou zhong xi wu gou pai |
| [02:12.200] | cheng ge yue shui yi wan wu si dou xu tuo zuo yue wei bu fan you yao bai man yue |
| [02:16.980] | yi ma gu jie duo dao ge ge yao jiang cu BB shan hao duo tao song xian jin hao wu |
| [02:21.620] | you pian pian yao Po shang Facebook zao yi nian yao bao ding Playgroup |
| [02:26.300] | yi qian 36 24 36 jin ri? ni lao dou fan zuo da lu |
| [02:30.850] | qu dang chu zui wei da mao de bi |
| [02:33.390] | |
| [02:33.910] | quan shi jie jiang yi ci gong xi gong xi |
| [02:38.270] | jie hun ji ke dang wan you zuo ni you zuo ni |
| [02:42.940] | quan shi jie jiang duo ci gong xi gong xi |
| [02:47.250] | ni sheng zi mi gui ji qi jie hun xiang yong jiu yi shi xiang qi |
| [02:53.100] | |
| [02:53.840] | zui qu zui qu chu shan chu shan |
| [02:59.000] | gan ya gan ya gan ya gan ya qing la |
| [03:03.010] | |
| [03:05.150] | quan shi jie jiang yi ci gong xi gong xi |
| [03:10.160] | jie hun ji ke dang wan you zuo ni you zuo ni |
| [03:14.920] | quan shi jie jiang duo ci gong xi gong xi |
| [03:18.750] | ni sheng zi mi gui ji qi jie hun xiang yong jiu yi shi xiang qi |
| [03:23.700] | quan shi jie jiang yi ci gong xi gong xi |
| [03:28.460] | jie hun ji ke dang wan you zuo ni you zuo ni |
| [03:33.200] | quan shi jie jiang duo ci gong xi gong xi |
| [03:37.330] | ni sheng zi mi gui ji qi jie hun xiang yong jiu yi shi xiang qi |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : C jūn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : nóng fū |
| [00:03.459] | dāng nǐ hǎo zēng nǐ bà bà luó qú zhāng jié hūn xiāng dì xià |
| [00:08.500] | dàng wǎn qú qǔ nǐ mā mā shǒu xiān yào jiē xīn niáng dì zǐ mèi wú gè shì yàng |
| [00:13.060] | wán game dìng xì wán mìng wán guò kǎi dōu jīng cǎn guò qù O Camp |
| [00:17.420] | lǎo pó xì dù zhí zhuāng bān xiōng dì bǐ rén shī corn |
| [00:19.640] | gè gè dōu shī yí wú rén lǐ jí shí |
| [00:21.700] | hǎo la hǎo la gǎo xià gǎo xià zhōng yú qù dào bǎi jiǔ |
| [00:24.120] | yòu yào yǐng xiāng yòu yào wò shǒu lǎo pó bǐ rén guǎi zǒu |
| [00:26.400] | gè jǐ tái dì qīn qī mǎo yí gè shí kāi fàn dào sàn xí jiàn yě jiù shí |
| [00:30.960] | yī jiā qī kǒu bǐ qī jiù nǐ lǎo dòu huà qīn qī wú xū yào zhēn xī |
| [00:35.129] | wàn jǐ wén wéi yào huà jiǔ wēi cài báo wàn jǐ rén lí wèi zǒu wèi zài duó |
| [00:40.790] | wài mǔ yòu shí wéi nǎi nǎi yòu shí wéi liǎng gè rén yī qí dì jiā zhǎng yào wēi |
| [00:44.559] | ne duì fū qī zuò dī jì yī jì zuì jǐn yào xì luó jiǔ lí |
| [00:48.679] | gǎo yī wǎn yòu wú zuo shǒu qī qú dāng chū zuì wěi dà mǎo dé bǐ |
| [00:53.989] | |
| [00:54.219] | quán shì jiè jiǎng yī cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [00:58.729] | jié hūn jí kè dàng wǎn yǒu zuo nǐ yǒu zuo nǐ |
| [01:03.409] | quán shì jiè jiǎng duō cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [01:07.299] | nǐ shēng zǐ mī guǐ jī qì jié hūn xiāng yǒng jiǔ yī shì xiāng qǐ |
| [01:14.439] | |
| [01:31.190] | dāng nǐ hǎo zēng nǐ mā mā luó nǐ zhāng BB xiāng dì xià |
| [01:35.769] | nǐ xì diǎn yàng biàn dào ér jiā hán jiù yào qǐng fǎn luó qǐ yàn yùn bàng gè wǎn |
| [01:40.029] | gōng xǐ gōng xǐ gōng miē xǐ lóu dōu wèi gōng dé qǐ jiù yào gōng nǐ |
| [01:44.789] | yī kāi tóu yī wèi xì ǒu yī xì hǎo wèi kǒu dào shí dé luò yī wéi jiǔ |
| [01:49.289] | chéng rì qù cè suǒ dàn xì yī zhí lí lí qù qù de yī dī |
| [01:53.339] | ne yàng wú zuò dé gè yàng wú shí dé dà dù pó jìng xì shí de yì yù |
| [01:58.429] | shēng zǐ zhòng yào zhēng wèi yī yuàn huà wú xì yòng rén zǐ dǐ nǐ yǒu wèn tí |
| [02:03.019] | děng dào zuò dòng yī shēng shēng zuo shí gè zhōng tóu wú jiǎng yǒu jǐ tòng nǐ lǎo dòu xià dào yào jí jiù |
| [02:07.650] | huà hán kuài jiù yào wèi rén nǎi chuài dào xíng dōu biàn mái dōu zhòng xì wú gòu pài |
| [02:12.200] | chéng gè yuè shuì yī wǎn wú sǐ dōu xū tuō zuò yuè wèi bǔ fǎn yòu yào bǎi mǎn yuè |
| [02:16.980] | yí mā gū jiě duō dào gè gè yào jiāng cù BB shān hǎo duō tào sòng xiàn jīn hǎo wú |
| [02:21.620] | yǒu pián pián yào Po shàng Facebook zǎo yī nián yào bào dìng Playgroup |
| [02:26.300] | yǐ qián 36 24 36 jīn rì? nǐ lǎo dòu fǎn zuo dà lù |
| [02:30.850] | qú dāng chū zuì wěi dà mǎo dé bǐ |
| [02:33.390] | |
| [02:33.910] | quán shì jiè jiǎng yī cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [02:38.270] | jié hūn jí kè dàng wǎn yǒu zuo nǐ yǒu zuo nǐ |
| [02:42.940] | quán shì jiè jiǎng duō cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [02:47.250] | nǐ shēng zǐ mī guǐ jī qì jié hūn xiāng yǒng jiǔ yī shì xiāng qǐ |
| [02:53.100] | |
| [02:53.840] | zuǐ qú zuǐ qú chú shān chú shān |
| [02:59.000] | gān ya gān ya gān ya gān ya qīng la |
| [03:03.010] | |
| [03:05.150] | quán shì jiè jiǎng yī cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [03:10.160] | jié hūn jí kè dàng wǎn yǒu zuo nǐ yǒu zuo nǐ |
| [03:14.920] | quán shì jiè jiǎng duō cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [03:18.750] | nǐ shēng zǐ mī guǐ jī qì jié hūn xiāng yǒng jiǔ yī shì xiāng qǐ |
| [03:23.700] | quán shì jiè jiǎng yī cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [03:28.460] | jié hūn jí kè dàng wǎn yǒu zuo nǐ yǒu zuo nǐ |
| [03:33.200] | quán shì jiè jiǎng duō cì gōng xǐ gōng xǐ |
| [03:37.330] | nǐ shēng zǐ mī guǐ jī qì jié hūn xiāng yǒng jiǔ yī shì xiāng qǐ |
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