| Song | The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine |
| Artist | Simon |
| Album | The Graduate |
| Lyrics：Paul Simon Music：Paul Simon | |
| Do people have a tendency to dump on you? | |
| Does your group have more cavities than theirs? | |
| Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? | |
| Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? | |
| Well there's no need to complain, | |
| We'll eliminate your pain. | |
| We can neutralize your brain. | |
| You'll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! | |
| Do figures of authority just shoot you down? | |
| Is life within the business world a drag? | |
| Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around | |
| To find yourself a more productive bag? | |
| Are you worried and distressed? | |
| Can't seem to get no rest? | |
| Put our product to the test. | |
| You'll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! | |
| You better hurry up and order one. | |
| Our limited supply is very nearly gone. | |
| Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate? | |
| Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball? | |
| Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late? | |
| Are you looking for a way to chuck it all? | |
| We can end your daily strife | |
| At a reasonable price. | |
| You've seen it advertised in Life. | |
| You'll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine. |
| Lyrics: Paul Simon Music: Paul Simon | |
| Do people have a tendency to dump on you? | |
| Does your group have more cavities than theirs? | |
| Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? | |
| Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? | |
| Well there' s no need to complain, | |
| We' ll eliminate your pain. | |
| We can neutralize your brain. | |
| You' ll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! | |
| Do figures of authority just shoot you down? | |
| Is life within the business world a drag? | |
| Did your boss just mention that you' d better shop around | |
| To find yourself a more productive bag? | |
| Are you worried and distressed? | |
| Can' t seem to get no rest? | |
| Put our product to the test. | |
| You' ll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! | |
| You better hurry up and order one. | |
| Our limited supply is very nearly gone. | |
| Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate? | |
| Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball? | |
| Are you worried ' cause your girlfriend' s just a little late? | |
| Are you looking for a way to chuck it all? | |
| We can end your daily strife | |
| At a reasonable price. | |
| You' ve seen it advertised in Life. | |
| You' ll feel just fine | |
| Now. | |
| Buy a big bright green pleasure machine. |