| Song | Hey, Christian God |
| Artist | Snog |
| Album | Lies Inc./Dear Valued Customer |
| i hate my family | |
| and i beg to be free | |
| of the crap that christmas brings | |
| an excuse for selling things | |
| hey christian god, get outta my face | |
| your holy ghost is a curse on the human race | |
| i'd like to string you up one more time | |
| no stupid sacrament, no pissy wine | |
| what a joy to be alone | |
| away from the buying zone | |
| but this party'll never die | |
| 'cause christ you're such a lie |