| Song | Uranium |
| Artist | Radioactive Man |
| Album | Radioactive Man |
| Uranium has ninety-two protons, | |
| Barium has fifty-six, | |
| the difference is thirty-six. | |
| What has thirty-six protons? | |
| Krypton has thirty-six. | |
| Could it be that I was getting Krypton along with my Barium? | |
| If it was was so, it could mean but one thing; | |
| without knowing it, I had been splitting Uranium atoms. |