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I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line |
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I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9 |
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I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can |
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Throw it in the skillet go out & do my shopping be back before it melts in the pan |
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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N I'll say it again |
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I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime |
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Feed the baby grease the car & powder my face at the same time |
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Get all dressed up go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then |
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Lay down at 5 jump up at 6 and start all over again |
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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N I'll say it again |
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If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well |
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If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell |
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If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits |
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If it's lovin you're likin I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits |
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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N I'll say it again |
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I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come! |
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I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some! |
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I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do |
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I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you |
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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N I'll say it again |
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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N and that's all. |
