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You know one time I knew a guy called Ralph |
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Seems like a really long time ago now, but |
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He was a friend |
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Well there's guys like Hoyst |
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That gotta be moist |
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Girls like Joanna |
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With a modern day manner |
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Mamas like Joyce |
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With her turned up voice |
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The eyes-apple handles |
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That taste of a triple banana |
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Oh, Ralph, give me a spanner |
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That's what I want |
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Well, there's guys like Raymond |
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That gotta be dim |
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Cats like John |
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That gotta be dumb |
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Unlike him |
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You come in |
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With the guys that can handle the pace of a young iguana |
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Please, Ralph, give me a spanner |
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Come on, Ralph, that's what I want |