I Ain't No Joke

I Ain't No Joke Lyrics

Song I Ain't No Joke
Artist Eric B. & Rakim
Album The 18th Letter / The Book Of Life
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[00:08.25] I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke
[00:11.94] Now I slam it when I'm done
[00:13.56] And make sure it's broke
[00:14.57] When i'm gone no one gets on
[00:15.94] Cuz I won't let
[00:16.64] Nobody press up
[00:17.33] And mess up the seen I set
[00:18.79] I like to stand in a crowd
[00:20.16] And watch the people wonder damn
[00:21.41] But think about it then you'll understand
[00:23.91] I'm just an addict addicted to music
[00:25.47] Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
[00:28.15] Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
[00:30.27] I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form
[00:32.58] Write a rhyme in graffiti
[00:34.14] In every show you see me in
[00:35.61] Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian
[00:37.48] Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
[00:39.60] I treat you like a child
[00:40.85] Then you're gonna be named
[00:41.97] Another enemy, not even a friend of me
[00:44.65] Cuz you'll get fried in the end
[00:46.15] When you pretend to be
[00:47.22] Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause
[00:49.02] And I complete
[00:49.58] When you compare my rhyme wit yours
[00:51.14] I wake you up
[00:51.95] And as I stare in your face you seem stunned
[00:54.26] Remember me,
[00:54.70] The one you got your idea from
[00:56.13] But soon you start to suffer,
[00:57.44] The tune'll get rougher
[00:58.32] When you start to stutter
[00:59.26] That's when you had enuff of
[01:00.55] Biting, it'll make you choke,
[01:01.55] You can't provoke
[01:02.23] You can't cope, you should've broke
[01:04.23] Because I ain't no joke
[01:05.35]
[01:23.21] I got a question, as serious as cancer
[01:26.47] Who can keep the average dancer
[01:28.04] Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
[01:30.42] Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
[01:32.79] This is what we all sit down to write
[01:34.72] You can't make it so you take it home,
[01:36.53] Break it and bite
[01:37.42] Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
[01:39.23] Get the style down pat
[01:40.54] Then it's time to switch
[01:41.66] Put my tape on pause
[01:42.79] And add some more to yours
[01:44.10] Then you fake it you're ready
[01:45.43] For the neighborhood chores
[01:46.30] The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
[01:49.17] When you come up to speak,
[01:50.54] Don't even lie to me
[01:51.79] You like to exaggerate,
[01:52.66] Dream and imaginate
[01:53.66] Then change the rhyme around,
[01:54.78] That can aggravate me
[01:55.97] So when you see me come up, freeze
[01:58.03] Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
[02:00.29] They think that I'm a new jack
[02:01.85] But only if they knew that
[02:02.72] They who think wrong are they who can't do that
[02:04.85] Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
[02:07.46] Patterns and paragraphs based on you and
[02:09.21] Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
[02:11.77] Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
[02:14.08] Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro
[02:16.45] You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke
[02:37.26] I hold the microphone like a grudge
[02:39.21] B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
[02:41.58] I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
[02:43.76] I nominated my DJ to president
[02:46.09] When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily
[02:48.54] So pucker up and whistle my melody
[02:50.66] But whatever you do, don't miss one
[02:53.42] They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
[02:55.79] Before you know it, you're following and fiending
[02:57.84] Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
[02:59.84] Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
[03:02.79] Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
[03:04.35] Save it, put it in your pocket for later
[03:07.03] Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader
[03:09.31] No interruptions til the mic is broke
[03:11.55] When I'm gone, then you can joke
[03:14.05] Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
[03:16.06] Keep playing and I varies quick
[03:18.31] And take you for a walk through hell
[03:20.50] Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
[03:23.12] Guide you out of triple stage darkness
[03:25.37] When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
[03:27.87] Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
[03:30.62] Then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke
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