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(Reverend) |
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Spin for feature or I hold for fruit |
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I need two more nudges and I'll drop the loot |
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Sure I'll jack it almost anytime |
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Here's a voice creeping from behind |
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(Tim) |
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No, no mate you wanna' hold the pears |
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Cos I've been watching you from over by the stairs |
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Turbocash is cool you wanna' let em spin |
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But if the hoppers full you're guaranteed a win |
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(Reverend) |
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No, no mate why don't you understand |
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I've got a scheme a plan I've got it all in hand |
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I need a no-lose or an extra life |
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And me mobile's ringing. It's me wife |
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(Laura) |
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Where are you Jon what time will you be home |
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I've been trying to call just get your answerphone |
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I've told you once, I've told you times before |
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I can't get to sleep until you're through the door |
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Are you listening to anything I say? |
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We need the money, we got bills to pay |
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Don't get drunk and make sure you're not late |
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And don't be gambling please for goodness sake |
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(Reverend) |
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Back inside a frown adorns my face |
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Because I see this bloke's stepped in and took me place |
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What takes the biscuit, really tops it off |
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Is when the jackpot lights up, he's took the lot |
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(Anon) |
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Haha lad you see what I just did? |
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I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid |
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Oh were you playing mate? |
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I didn't realise |
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(Reverend) |
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I'm so skint and demoralised |
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(Tim) |
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There's always tomorrow mate |