You Can Call Me Al (NapsterLive Version)

Song You Can Call Me Al (NapsterLive Version)
Artist Ryan Cabrera
Album NapsterLive

Lyrics

[00:14.00] A man walks down the street
[00:16.00] He says why am I soft in the middle now
[00:18.00] Why am I soft in the middle
[00:20.00] The rest of my life is so hard
[00:22.00] I need a photo-opportunity
[00:23.00] I want a shot at redemption
[00:25.00] Don't want to end up a cartoon
[00:27.00] In a cartoon graveyard
[00:29.00] Bonedigger Bonedigger
[00:31.00] Dogs in the moonlight
[00:33.00] Far away my well-lit door
[00:36.00] Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
[00:38.00] Get these mutts away from me
[00:40.00] You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
[00:44.00] If you'll be my bodyguard
[00:46.00] I can be your long lost pal
[00:51.00] I can call you Betty
[00:53.00] And Betty when you call me
[00:55.00] You can call me Al
[00:59.00] A man walks down the street
[01:01.00] He says why am I short of attention
[01:03.00] Got a short little span of attention
[01:04.00] And wo mv nights are so long
[01:06.00] Where's my wife and family
[01:09.00] What if I die here
[01:10.00] Who'll be my role-model
[01:13.00] Now that my role-model is
[01:14.00] Gone Gone
[01:16.00] He ducked back down the alley
[01:17.00] With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
[01:20.00] All along along
[01:24.00] There were incidents and accidents
[01:25.00] There were hints and allegations
[01:29.00] If you'll be my bodyguard
[01:31.00] I can be your long lost pal
[01:36.00] I can call you Betty
[01:38.00] And Betty when you call me
[01:40.00] You can call me Al
[01:43.00] Call me Al
[02:29.00] A man walks down the street
[02:31.00] It's a street in a strange world
[02:33.00] Maybe it's the Third World
[02:35.00] Maybe it's his first time around
[02:37.00] He doesn't speak the language
[02:38.00] He holds no currency
[02:40.00] He is a foreign man
[02:42.00] He is surrounded by the sound
[02:45.00] The sound
[02:46.00] Cattle in the marketplace
[02:48.00] Scatterlings and orphanages
[02:50.00] He looks around, around
[02:53.00] He sees angels in the architecture
[02:56.00] Spinning in infinity
[02:57.00] He says Amen! and Halleluiah!
[04:19.00][04:03.00][02:59.00] If you'll be my bodyguard
[03:01.00] I can be your long lost pal
[04:26.00][04:10.00][03:06.00] I can call vou Betty
[03:08.00] And Betty when you call me
[03:12.00] You can call me Al