| Song | Kewpie Doll |
| Artist | Perry Como |
| Artist | Mitchell Ayres |
| Album | Perry Como Gold - Greatest Hits |
| Well i took my baby to the carnival | |
| An' i heard that barker yell ( hey! hey! ) | |
| 'come on an' win yourself a purdy kewpie doll, | |
| All you gotta do is ring the bell!' | |
| Well i swung the hammer just as hard as i could, | |
| An' you should have heard the wild applause . . . ( hooray! ) | |
| When 'bong' went the bell | |
| And the man said, | |
| 'well, i guess the kewpie doll is yours!'( yeah yeah! ) | |
| I said, 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' she's the cutest one of them all!' | |
| ( kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! ) | |
| Ah then, we walked down the midway | |
| 'till we saw a crowd an' the man said 'try your skill, | |
| Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water | |
| An' give your little baby a thrill' | |
| Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once | |
| An' i felt i was nine feet tall | |
| Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed | |
| An' the man gave me a kewpie doll! | |
| I said, 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' she's the cutest one of them all!' | |
| ( kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! ) | |
| Ah then, my baby said, 'honey, let m try my luck | |
| An' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!' | |
| You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye dick | |
| Hey! i couldn't do it better myself! | |
| An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up | |
| An' my eyes bugged outta my head | |
| 'cause when the prize turned out to be a kewpie doll | |
| This is what my baby said, she said . . . | |
| 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' he's the cutest one of them all!' | |
| I said, 'she's the cutest one of them all!' | |
| An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( kew kew kewpie doll! ) | |
| An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( kew kew kewpie doll! ) | |
| An' she's the cutest one of them all! |
| Well i took my baby to the carnival | |
| An' i heard that barker yell hey! hey! | |
| ' come on an' win yourself a purdy kewpie doll, | |
| All you gotta do is ring the bell!' | |
| Well i swung the hammer just as hard as i could, | |
| An' you should have heard the wild applause . . . hooray! | |
| When ' bong' went the bell | |
| And the man said, | |
| ' well, i guess the kewpie doll is yours!' yeah yeah! | |
| I said, ' gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| ' cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' she' s the cutest one of them all!' | |
| kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Ah then, we walked down the midway | |
| ' till we saw a crowd an' the man said ' try your skill, | |
| Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water | |
| An' give your little baby a thrill' | |
| Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once | |
| An' i felt i was nine feet tall | |
| Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed | |
| An' the man gave me a kewpie doll! | |
| I said, ' gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| ' cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' she' s the cutest one of them all!' | |
| kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| Ah then, my baby said, ' honey, let m try my luck | |
| An' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!' | |
| You should have seen this chick, she was a deadeye dick | |
| Hey! i couldn' t do it better myself! | |
| An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up | |
| An' my eyes bugged outta my head | |
| ' cause when the prize turned out to be a kewpie doll | |
| This is what my baby said, she said . . . | |
| ' gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear | |
| Or a high school banner for my wall, | |
| ' cause i got me a real live kewpie doll | |
| An' he' s the cutest one of them all!' | |
| I said, ' she' s the cutest one of them all!' | |
| An' she' s the cutest one of them all! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| An' she' s the cutest one of them all! kew kew kewpie doll! | |
| An' she' s the cutest one of them all! |