[02.46.10] | 小强 小强 你不能死啊! |
[00:02.66] | 我爱周星星 |
[00:06.44] | |
[00:10.40] | |
[00:21.02][00:31.35][00:42.21] | 小强 小强 你怎么了 小强 |
[00:25.10][00:35.60][00:46.46] | 小强 你不能死啊! |
[00:50.49] | |
[00:51.31] | 禀夫人 小人本住在苏州的城边 |
[00:53.30] | 家中有屋又有田 生活乐无边 |
[00:55.61] | 谁知那唐伯虎 他蛮横不留情 |
[00:57.67] | 勾结官府目无天 占我大屋夺我田 |
[01:00.18] | 我爷爷跟他来翻脸 |
[01:01.37] | 惨被他一棍来打扁 |
[01:02.86] | 我奶奶骂他欺善民 |
[01:04.03] | 反被他抓进了唐府 |
[01:05.30] | 强奸一百遍 一百遍 |
[01:06.88] | 他还将我两父子 |
[01:08.14] | 逐出了家园 流落到江边 |
[01:09.95] | 我为求养老爹 |
[01:11.22] | 只有独自行乞在庙前 |
[01:12.60] | 谁知那唐伯虎 他实在太阴险 |
[01:14.49] | 知道此情形 竟派人来暗算 |
[01:16.44] | 将我父子狂殴在市前 |
[01:18.08] | 小人身壮健 残命得留存 |
[01:19.97] | 可怜老父他魂归天 此恨更难填 |
[01:22.67] | 为求葬老爹 |
[01:23.64] | 唯有卖身为奴自做贱 |
[01:25.21] | 一面勤赚钱 一面读书篇 |
[01:27.07] | 发誓把功名显 手刃仇人意志坚 |
[01:29.15] | 从此唐寅诗集伴身边 |
[01:30.79] | 我铭记此仇不共戴天 |
[03:34.32][02:36.81][01:34.17] | 小强 小强 你怎么了 小强 |
[03:38.14][02:41.15][01:38.16] | 小强 你不能死啊! |
[03:44.04][02:47.13][01:44.01] | 小强 小强 你怎么了 小强 |
[03:48.64][02:51.20][01:48.62] | 小强 你不能死啊! |
[03:53.09][02:55.91][01:53.06] | |
[01:54.53] | 一乡二共三夫子 |
[01:56.38] | 不识四书五经六义 |
[01:58.02] | 竟敢教七八九子 十分大胆 |
[01:59.99] | 十室九贫 |
[02:00.74] | 筹得八两七钱六分五毫四厘 |
[02:02.58] | 尚且三心二意 一等下流 |
[02:05.23] | 图画里 龙不吟虎不啸 |
[02:06.36] | 小小书僮可笑可笑 |
[02:07.73] | 棋盘里 车无轮马无疆 |
[02:08.91] | 叫声将军提防提防 |
[02:10.40] | 莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融恰恰 |
[02:12.92] | 雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝 |
[02:15.54] | 十口心思 思君思国思社稷 |
[02:17.48] | 八目共赏 赏花赏月赏秋香 |
[02:19.39] | 我上等威风 显现一身虎胆 |
[02:21.46] | 你下流贱格 露出半个龟头 |
[02:23.31] | 你家坟头来种树 |
[02:24.49] | 汝家澡盆杂配鱼 |
[02:25.88] | 鱼肥果熟入我肚 |
[02:27.15] | 你老娘来亲下厨 |
[02:28.53] | 哈 年轻人 你跟我抢饭碗 |
[02:30.12] | 你那个道上的 |
[02:31.06] | 还没请教 教上教 |
[02:32.50] | 先请而后教 教后而先教 |
[02:34.20] | 先请而先教 后教而后请 |
[02:35.97] | 后请而后教 再说我就要教了 |
[02:36.97] | 小强 小强 你怎么了 |
[02:57.54] | HEY告这位张彪的儿子张小四 |
[02:59.44] | 把陈祥富的儿子 |
[03:00.51] | 陈大文的左手小指的指甲打断 |
[03:02.83] | 这个女人的老公 |
[03:04.00] | 是给这个女人老公的大哥 |
[03:05.49] | 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆给毒死的 |
[03:07.66] | 这个女人的老公的大哥 |
[03:09.32] | 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆 |
[03:10.97] | 还陷害这个女人 |
[03:12.71] | 讲这个女人杀了这个女人的老公 |
[03:14.08] | 幸亏这个女人有个丫环告诉了这个女人 |
[03:16.24] | 这个女人就连夜跑出来 |
[03:17.70] | 找这个女人的二哥 |
[03:19.01] | 谁知道这个女人的二哥又爱赌又没人性 |
[03:21.57] | 骗光了这个女人的钱 |
[03:23.10] | 还把这个女人卖给 |
[03:24.18] | 这个女人的二哥的本家兄弟去做老婆 |
[03:26.98] | 后来啊 这个女人的二哥 |
[03:28.39] | 还丢下这个女人自己跑掉了 |
[03:30.05] | 所以这个女人只好跟我回家来了 |
[03:31.97] | 好阿 能不能再说得快一点 |
[02.46.10] | xiao qiang xiao qiang ni bu neng si a! |
[00:02.66] | wo ai zhou xing xing |
[00:06.44] | |
[00:10.40] | |
[00:21.02][00:31.35][00:42.21] | xiao qiang xiao qiang ni zen me le xiao qiang |
[00:25.10][00:35.60][00:46.46] | xiao qiang ni bu neng si a! |
[00:50.49] | |
[00:51.31] | bing fu ren xiao ren ben zhu zai su zhou de cheng bian |
[00:53.30] | jia zhong you wu you you tian sheng huo le wu bian |
[00:55.61] | shei zhi na tang bo hu ta man heng bu liu qing |
[00:57.67] | gou jie guan fu mu wu tian zhan wo da wu duo wo tian |
[01:00.18] | wo ye ye gen ta lai fan lian |
[01:01.37] | can bei ta yi gun lai da bian |
[01:02.86] | wo nai nai ma ta qi shan min |
[01:04.03] | fan bei ta zhua jin le tang fu |
[01:05.30] | qiang jian yi bai bian yi bai bian |
[01:06.88] | ta hai jiang wo liang fu zi |
[01:08.14] | zhu chu le jia yuan liu luo dao jiang bian |
[01:09.95] | wo wei qiu yang lao die |
[01:11.22] | zhi you du zi xing qi zai miao qian |
[01:12.60] | shei zhi na tang bo hu ta shi zai tai yin xian |
[01:14.49] | zhi dao ci qing xing jing pai ren lai an suan |
[01:16.44] | jiang wo fu zi kuang ou zai shi qian |
[01:18.08] | xiao ren shen zhuang jian can ming de liu cun |
[01:19.97] | ke lian lao fu ta hun gui tian ci hen geng nan tian |
[01:22.67] | wei qiu zang lao die |
[01:23.64] | wei you mai shen wei nu zi zuo jian |
[01:25.21] | yi mian qin zhuan qian yi mian du shu pian |
[01:27.07] | fa shi ba gong ming xian shou ren chou ren yi zhi jian |
[01:29.15] | cong ci tang yin shi ji ban shen bian |
[01:30.79] | wo ming ji ci chou bu gong dai tian |
[03:34.32][02:36.81][01:34.17] | xiao qiang xiao qiang ni zen me le xiao qiang |
[03:38.14][02:41.15][01:38.16] | xiao qiang ni bu neng si a! |
[03:44.04][02:47.13][01:44.01] | xiao qiang xiao qiang ni zen me le xiao qiang |
[03:48.64][02:51.20][01:48.62] | xiao qiang ni bu neng si a! |
[03:53.09][02:55.91][01:53.06] | |
[01:54.53] | yi xiang er gong san fu zi |
[01:56.38] | bu shi si shu wu jing liu yi |
[01:58.02] | jing gan jiao qi ba jiu zi shi fen da dan |
[01:59.99] | shi shi jiu pin |
[02:00.74] | chou de ba liang qi qian liu fen wu hao si li |
[02:02.58] | shang qie san xin er yi yi deng xia liu |
[02:05.23] | tu hua li long bu yin hu bu xiao |
[02:06.36] | xiao xiao shu tong ke xiao ke xiao |
[02:07.73] | qi pan li che wu lun ma wu jiang |
[02:08.91] | jiao sheng jiang jun di fang di fang |
[02:10.40] | ying ying yan yan cui cui hong hong chu chu rong rong qia qia |
[02:12.92] | yu yu feng feng hua hua ye ye nian nian mu mu zhao zhao |
[02:15.54] | shi kou xin si si jun si guo si she ji |
[02:17.48] | ba mu gong shang shang hua shang yue shang qiu xiang |
[02:19.39] | wo shang deng wei feng xian xian yi shen hu dan |
[02:21.46] | ni xia liu jian ge lou chu ban ge gui tou |
[02:23.31] | ni jia fen tou lai zhong shu |
[02:24.49] | ru jia zao pen za pei yu |
[02:25.88] | yu fei guo shu ru wo du |
[02:27.15] | ni lao niang lai qin xia chu |
[02:28.53] | ha nian qing ren ni gen wo qiang fan wan |
[02:30.12] | ni na ge dao shang de |
[02:31.06] | hai mei qing jiao jiao shang jiao |
[02:32.50] | xian qing er hou jiao jiao hou er xian jiao |
[02:34.20] | xian qing er xian jiao hou jiao er hou qing |
[02:35.97] | hou qing er hou jiao zai shuo wo jiu yao jiao le |
[02:36.97] | xiao qiang xiao qiang ni zen me le |
[02:57.54] | HEY gao zhe wei zhang biao de er zi zhang xiao si |
[02:59.44] | ba chen xiang fu de er zi |
[03:00.51] | chen da wen de zuo shou xiao zhi de zhi jia da duan |
[03:02.83] | zhe ge nv ren de lao gong |
[03:04.00] | shi gei zhe ge nv ren lao gong de da ge |
[03:05.49] | gen zhe ge nv ren lao gong da ge de lao po gei du si de |
[03:07.66] | zhe ge nv ren de lao gong de da ge |
[03:09.32] | gen zhe ge nv ren lao gong da ge de lao po |
[03:10.97] | hai xian hai zhe ge nv ren |
[03:12.71] | jiang zhe ge nv ren sha le zhe ge nv ren de lao gong |
[03:14.08] | xing kui zhe ge nv ren you ge ya huan gao su le zhe ge nv ren |
[03:16.24] | zhe ge nv ren jiu lian ye pao chu lai |
[03:17.70] | zhao zhe ge nv ren de er ge |
[03:19.01] | shei zhi dao zhe ge nv ren de er ge you ai du you mei ren xing |
[03:21.57] | pian guang le zhe ge nv ren de qian |
[03:23.10] | hai ba zhe ge nv ren mai gei |
[03:24.18] | zhe ge nv ren de er ge de ben jia xiong di qu zuo lao po |
[03:26.98] | hou lai a zhe ge nv ren de er ge |
[03:28.39] | hai diu xia zhe ge nv ren zi ji pao diao le |
[03:30.05] | suo yi zhe ge nv ren zhi hao gen wo hui jia lai le |
[03:31.97] | hao a neng bu neng zai shuo de kuai yi dian |
[02.46.10] | xiǎo qiáng xiǎo qiáng nǐ bù néng sǐ a! |
[00:02.66] | wǒ ài zhōu xīng xīng |
[00:06.44] | |
[00:10.40] | |
[00:21.02][00:31.35][00:42.21] | xiǎo qiáng xiǎo qiáng nǐ zěn me le xiǎo qiáng |
[00:25.10][00:35.60][00:46.46] | xiǎo qiáng nǐ bù néng sǐ a! |
[00:50.49] | |
[00:51.31] | bǐng fū rén xiǎo rén běn zhù zài sū zhōu de chéng biān |
[00:53.30] | jiā zhōng yǒu wū yòu yǒu tián shēng huó lè wú biān |
[00:55.61] | shéi zhī nà táng bó hǔ tā mán hèng bù liú qíng |
[00:57.67] | gōu jié guān fǔ mù wú tiān zhàn wǒ dà wū duó wǒ tián |
[01:00.18] | wǒ yé ye gēn tā lái fān liǎn |
[01:01.37] | cǎn bèi tā yī gùn lái dǎ biǎn |
[01:02.86] | wǒ nǎi nǎi mà tā qī shàn mín |
[01:04.03] | fǎn bèi tā zhuā jìn le táng fǔ |
[01:05.30] | qiáng jiān yī bǎi biàn yī bǎi biàn |
[01:06.88] | tā hái jiāng wǒ liǎng fù zǐ |
[01:08.14] | zhú chū le jiā yuán liú luò dào jiāng biān |
[01:09.95] | wǒ wèi qiú yǎng lǎo diē |
[01:11.22] | zhǐ yǒu dú zì xíng qǐ zài miào qián |
[01:12.60] | shéi zhī nà táng bó hǔ tā shí zài tài yīn xiǎn |
[01:14.49] | zhī dào cǐ qíng xíng jìng pài rén lái àn suàn |
[01:16.44] | jiāng wǒ fù zǐ kuáng ōu zài shì qián |
[01:18.08] | xiǎo rén shēn zhuàng jiàn cán mìng dé liú cún |
[01:19.97] | kě lián lǎo fù tā hún guī tiān cǐ hèn gèng nán tián |
[01:22.67] | wèi qiú zàng lǎo diē |
[01:23.64] | wéi yǒu mài shēn wéi nú zì zuò jiàn |
[01:25.21] | yī miàn qín zhuàn qián yī miàn dú shū piān |
[01:27.07] | fā shì bǎ gōng míng xiǎn shǒu rèn chóu rén yì zhì jiān |
[01:29.15] | cóng cǐ táng yín shī jí bàn shēn biān |
[01:30.79] | wǒ míng jì cǐ chóu bù gòng dài tiān |
[03:34.32][02:36.81][01:34.17] | xiǎo qiáng xiǎo qiáng nǐ zěn me le xiǎo qiáng |
[03:38.14][02:41.15][01:38.16] | xiǎo qiáng nǐ bù néng sǐ a! |
[03:44.04][02:47.13][01:44.01] | xiǎo qiáng xiǎo qiáng nǐ zěn me le xiǎo qiáng |
[03:48.64][02:51.20][01:48.62] | xiǎo qiáng nǐ bù néng sǐ a! |
[03:53.09][02:55.91][01:53.06] | |
[01:54.53] | yī xiāng èr gòng sān fū zǐ |
[01:56.38] | bù shí sì shū wǔ jīng liù yì |
[01:58.02] | jìng gǎn jiào qī bā jiǔ zǐ shí fēn dà dǎn |
[01:59.99] | shí shì jiǔ pín |
[02:00.74] | chóu dé bā liǎng qī qián liù fēn wǔ háo sì lí |
[02:02.58] | shàng qiě sān xīn èr yì yī děng xià liú |
[02:05.23] | tú huà lǐ lóng bù yín hǔ bù xiào |
[02:06.36] | xiǎo xiǎo shū tóng kě xiào kě xiào |
[02:07.73] | qí pán lǐ chē wú lún mǎ wú jiāng |
[02:08.91] | jiào shēng jiāng jūn dī fáng dī fáng |
[02:10.40] | yīng yīng yàn yàn cuì cuì hóng hóng chǔ chù róng róng qià qià |
[02:12.92] | yǔ yǔ fēng fēng huā huā yè yè nián nián mù mù zhāo zhāo |
[02:15.54] | shí kǒu xīn sī sī jūn sī guó sī shè jì |
[02:17.48] | bā mù gòng shǎng shǎng huā shǎng yuè shǎng qiū xiāng |
[02:19.39] | wǒ shàng děng wēi fēng xiǎn xiàn yī shēn hǔ dǎn |
[02:21.46] | nǐ xià liú jiàn gé lòu chū bàn gè guī tóu |
[02:23.31] | nǐ jiā fén tóu lái zhòng shù |
[02:24.49] | rǔ jiā zǎo pén zá pèi yú |
[02:25.88] | yú féi guǒ shú rù wǒ dù |
[02:27.15] | nǐ lǎo niáng lái qīn xià chú |
[02:28.53] | hā nián qīng rén nǐ gēn wǒ qiǎng fàn wǎn |
[02:30.12] | nǐ nà gè dào shàng de |
[02:31.06] | hái méi qǐng jiào jiào shàng jiào |
[02:32.50] | xiān qǐng ér hòu jiào jiào hòu ér xiān jiào |
[02:34.20] | xiān qǐng ér xiān jiào hòu jiào ér hòu qǐng |
[02:35.97] | hòu qǐng ér hòu jiào zài shuō wǒ jiù yào jiào le |
[02:36.97] | xiǎo qiáng xiǎo qiáng nǐ zěn me le |
[02:57.54] | HEY gào zhè wèi zhāng biāo de ér zi zhāng xiǎo sì |
[02:59.44] | bǎ chén xiáng fù de ér zi |
[03:00.51] | chén dà wén de zuǒ shǒu xiǎo zhǐ de zhǐ jia dǎ duàn |
[03:02.83] | zhè gè nǚ rén de lǎo gōng |
[03:04.00] | shì gěi zhè gè nǚ rén lǎo gōng de dà gē |
[03:05.49] | gēn zhè gè nǚ rén lǎo gōng dà gē de lǎo pó gěi dú sǐ de |
[03:07.66] | zhè gè nǚ rén de lǎo gōng de dà gē |
[03:09.32] | gēn zhè gè nǚ rén lǎo gōng dà gē de lǎo pó |
[03:10.97] | hái xiàn hài zhè gè nǚ rén |
[03:12.71] | jiǎng zhè gè nǚ rén shā le zhè gè nǚ rén de lǎo gōng |
[03:14.08] | xìng kuī zhè gè nǚ rén yǒu gè yā huán gào sù le zhè gè nǚ rén |
[03:16.24] | zhè gè nǚ rén jiù lián yè pǎo chū lái |
[03:17.70] | zhǎo zhè gè nǚ rén de èr gē |
[03:19.01] | shéi zhī dào zhè gè nǚ rén de èr gē yòu ài dǔ yòu méi rén xìng |
[03:21.57] | piàn guāng le zhè gè nǚ rén de qián |
[03:23.10] | hái bǎ zhè gè nǚ rén mài gěi |
[03:24.18] | zhè gè nǚ rén de èr gē de běn jiā xiōng dì qù zuò lǎo pó |
[03:26.98] | hòu lái a zhè gè nǚ rén de èr gē |
[03:28.39] | hái diū xià zhè gè nǚ rén zì jǐ pǎo diào le |
[03:30.05] | suǒ yǐ zhè gè nǚ rén zhǐ hǎo gēn wǒ huí jiā lái le |
[03:31.97] | hǎo ā néng bù néng zài shuō de kuài yì diǎn |