Is My Face On Straight?

Song Is My Face On Straight?
Artist P.F.M
Album The World Became The World

Lyrics

[ti:Is My Face On Straight]
[ar:PFM]
[al:The World Became The World]
[00:08.07] Inflate your waistcoat, wind down your eyes
[00:21.30] Tie on your best smile, check your disguise
[00:47.06] Dryclean your old jokes, practice despair
[00:59.25] Hide your relations under the stairs
[01:11.32] You're invited to attend the turkey party convention
[01:23.49] Isn't that nice?
[01:30.25]
[02:09.20] You can leave your troubles at the door
[02:14.84] We have ways to make you cheer
[02:19.30] As long as you're not sick or poor
[02:23.24] A negro or a queer
[02:26.72] We can fit you with a suit of clothes
[02:29.89] That will make you look like us
[02:33.26] An appointments book and a new outlook
[02:36.61] A ladder or a truss
[02:40.07] Have another cup of reality
[02:43.41] Drink and drink some more!
[02:48.48] You can own a boat, a house, a car,
[02:51.80] Or live like Howard Hughes
[02:55.43] Come on, what have you got to lose...
[03:08.67] And if you're discreet there are pleasures sweet
[03:12.16] You can even swap your wife
[03:15.35] If you'll only sign the dotted line
[03:19.30] You'll be fine... Oh so fine...
[03:33.29]
[04:23.50] Thank you for joining, here are your pills
[04:36.19] The man in the white coat will send you the bill
[04:48.22] Would you like to meet
[04:50.95] Our most distinguished member... a doctor Faustus by name!
[05:10.41]
[06:10.26] Is my face on straight?
[06:12.75] Is my face on straight?
[06:15.14] Will they laugh at the gate
[06:17.90] Oh I mustn't be late
[06:20.83] Is my face on straight?
[06:23.65] Is my face on straight?
[06:26.64] Will they let me through the gate
[06:29.67] Oh I mustn't be late
[06:32.97] Is my face on straight...