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Ladies and gentleman |
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Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation |
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(Velma) |
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My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop, |
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My sister and I were headed straight for the top, |
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My sister and earned a 'thou' a week at least, oh yea |
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But my sister is now unfortunately deceased, |
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I know its sad of course |
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But a fact is still a fact |
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And now all that remains is the remains, |
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Of a perfect... double... act |
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Watch this! |
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Now you have to imagine it with two people, |
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Its swell with two people, |
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First I'd, |
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Then she'd |
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Then we'd |
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But I can't do it alone |
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Then she'd |
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Then I'd |
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Then we'd |
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But I can't do it alone |
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She'd say what's your sister like |
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I'd say men, |
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She'd say you're the cats meow |
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Then we'd wow the crowd again |
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When she'd go |
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I'd go |
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We'd go |
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Then those ding dong daddies started to roar |
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Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor, |
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Yelling, screaming, begging for more, |
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And we'd say |
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Ok fellas, keep your socks on, |
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Cause you ain't seen nothing yet |
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But I simply cannot do it alone |
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So what'd ya think huh? |
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Come on you can say |
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(Roxie blows a raspberry) |
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(Velma) |
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I know you're right the first part is shit |
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But the second part, the second part is really nifty, |
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(takes a deep breath) OK |
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She'd go |
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I'd go |
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We'd |
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Then those two-bit johnny's did it around |
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To cheer the best attraction in town |
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They nearly tore the balcony down, |
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And we'd say: OK boys we're going home, |
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But before we go here's a few more partin' shots, |
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And this, this we did in perfect unison |
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Now you see me going through it |
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You make think there's nothing to it |
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But I simply cannot do it... alone |
