| In the morning | |
| I awakeI feel my bladder about to break | |
| I scratch my balls | |
| I rub my eyes | |
| Just feeling lousy | |
| My girlfriend tells me that | |
| It's time to take a bath | |
| I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday" | |
| Once every 24 hours | |
| I'm supposed to take a shower | |
| That's not the way | |
| I do itDo it do it | |
| Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind | |
| I don't want to do it | |
| Do it do it | |
| It doesn't make a difference to me | |
| Everyday I do the same old thing | |
| So why should | |
| I have to be clean? | |
| Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays | |
| Also known as shower days | |
| I hate them |
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