| Song | Theme From A NOFX Album |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | Pump Up The Valuum |
| 作词 : Fat Mike | |
| We're professional punkers | |
| We come from the suburbs | |
| After 15 years, we're still having fun | |
| Now we're over 30, not looking so purty | |
| At least we got a beat up accordion | |
| That's Eric our drummer, his father's a plummer | |
| He drank enough booze to get | |
| Rhode Island drunk | |
| Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly | |
| From livin' the good life provided by punk | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I'll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We're over 30 we're doing just fine | |
| Hefe's not satanic he's one hip | |
| Hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin | |
| He wears baggy pants he know how to breakdance | |
| You've seen him do every impersonation | |
| That's Melvin on six-string "some tell me I can't sing" | |
| Oh I think you can just don't do it 'round me | |
| Stick with what you know playing guitar solo | |
| With Hetson and | |
| Watt in punk karaoke | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I'll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We're over 30 we're doing just fine | |
| My name is | |
| Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians | |
| I've been a punkrocker for most of my life | |
| I sing kinda flat | |
| I'm not really so fat | |
| But that's how | |
| I hit them with a hook or a slice | |
| I'm Kent I do sound "Look he's getting so round" | |
| Like Timmy | |
| The Turtle he counts as he clicks | |
| I'm Jay (I don't care) someone please cut his hair | |
| I'm Limo from | |
| Scotland so gimme haggis | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I'll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We're over 30 we're doing just fine | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I'll sing you this song | |
| Throw me a qualude, or chop me a line | |
| We're pushing 40 we're doing just fine | |
| Buy me a castle or pass me a bong give me | |
| Glenlivet, | |
| I'll sing you this song. | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine, if you take the low road then | |
| I'll take the high. |
| zuò cí : Fat Mike | |
| We' re professional punkers | |
| We come from the suburbs | |
| After 15 years, we' re still having fun | |
| Now we' re over 30, not looking so purty | |
| At least we got a beat up accordion | |
| That' s Eric our drummer, his father' s a plummer | |
| He drank enough booze to get | |
| Rhode Island drunk | |
| Now sober but smelly he' s got one big belly | |
| From livin' the good life provided by punk | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I' ll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We' re over 30 we' re doing just fine | |
| Hefe' s not satanic he' s one hip | |
| Hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin | |
| He wears baggy pants he know how to breakdance | |
| You' ve seen him do every impersonation | |
| That' s Melvin on sixstring " some tell me I can' t sing" | |
| Oh I think you can just don' t do it ' round me | |
| Stick with what you know playing guitar solo | |
| With Hetson and | |
| Watt in punk karaoke | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I' ll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We' re over 30 we' re doing just fine | |
| My name is | |
| Fat Mike I' m obsessed with big lesbians | |
| I' ve been a punkrocker for most of my life | |
| I sing kinda flat | |
| I' m not really so fat | |
| But that' s how | |
| I hit them with a hook or a slice | |
| I' m Kent I do sound " Look he' s getting so round" | |
| Like Timmy | |
| The Turtle he counts as he clicks | |
| I' m Jay I don' t care someone please cut his hair | |
| I' m Limo from | |
| Scotland so gimme haggis | |
| Singin' singin' singin' | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I' ll sing you this song | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine | |
| We' re over 30 we' re doing just fine | |
| Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong | |
| Gimmie some bushmills | |
| I' ll sing you this song | |
| Throw me a qualude, or chop me a line | |
| We' re pushing 40 we' re doing just fine | |
| Buy me a castle or pass me a bong give me | |
| Glenlivet, | |
| I' ll sing you this song. | |
| Open another big box of cheap wine, if you take the low road then | |
| I' ll take the high. |