| Song | Cops And Donuts |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | Maximum RocknRoll |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk | |
| He came up to my window, and shouted to get out | |
| He came up to my car, | |
| I thought up a little trick | |
| A copper pulled me over, and | |
| I thought that | |
| I was sunk | |
| I took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a stick | |
| So I threw it out the window and he ate it off the floor | |
| So I quickly took the donut and | |
| I shoved it in his mouth | |
| So I drove away, he shouted for some more | |
| Cops love donuts | |
| Cops and donuts | |
| Cops and donuts | |
| Cops love donuts |